This season is looking to be a very interesting one, fellas. 3 weeks, 3 different winners. It’s a rollercoaster so far, this week especially. On the field, Michigan faced SMU to showcase who should get the death penalty at the end of the season, and SMU is fighting for heritage on this one. Although, U of M does love tradition… Ohio State faced kids with rockets for legs, and a bunch of angry “Christians”. We were able to show them that if there is a god, he likes us more (and for free). Speaking of god, dear god what the fuck happened to the B1G?? KANSAS? REALLY??? If we get to the B1G Championship Game, we might actually face The Man Who Rows. Woof. As for our league, we did ok. Benjamin had his head in the game for sure this week. Winning 2 more bets than everyone else, with 6. Looking good for him. With that being said, he came in 3rd..lol. I placed 1st this week winning $0.44 thanks to The Big Huge! Congrats, me. Christopher keeps placing high with all of these drunk bets so I think he found his gameplan from here on out honestly. He won $0.23! Benj came in 3rd losing 10 cents, and Jonathan must’ve had that West Virginia vibe rub off on him cuz hoo boy he made some bad decisions. He came in last with -$0.52. The countryside looked nice down there though. Everyone is now in an absolute dogfight for 1st place, with 0.06 points separating 1st and 3rd. That means next week is going to matter that much more! Your visuals are below.
Matthew: $0.44 [$0.21]
Christopher: $0.23 [$0.09]
Benjamin: -$0.10 [-$0.56]
Jonathan: -$0.52 [$0.15]
| Team | Win | Loss | Tie | Points | Rank | Total $ | Integrated Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jonathan | 13 | 18 | 2 | 1.4 | 1 | 0.15 | 1.55 |
| Matthew | 12 | 19 | 2 | 1.3 | 3 | 0.21 | 1.51 |
| Christopher | 13 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0.09 | 1.49 |
| Benjamin | 12 | 19 | 2 | 1.3 | 3 | -0.56 | 0.74 |
As of Week 3
Jonathan is just baaarely hanging onto the 1st Place lead right now. Next week is gonna be quite a time for him, Christopher, and I. As for Benj, well, hey anything is possible if Kansas can have a winning record and Akron can beat a fucking B1G team. Dear god where am I. Ohio State has Tulane next week, and Michigan plays Nebraska. The biggest question going into those games is: Where the fuck is Tulane? Should be fun! See y’all on Thursday.
