WTS Bets SZN 2: Week 4 (Internet Edition)
“HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”
That’s right my boys, the rumors are true; I’m doing more to the league that no one asked for! I have no life and continuously look for ways to bide my time until the eventual heat-death of the universe. So, because of that, we are getting a website! That’s right boys were going big time, and no one can stop us! I’m still working out the kinks, but the site should be up within the next few weeks. It will have everything we need in one place. The rundowns, the rankings, the preseason posts that no one will read or care about, and the data for each season. Pretty awesome!
As for the football aspect of things this week, it’s less exciting. The Buckeyes host a low-tier Louisiana football team named after grass or old water, and The Fighting Bitey Skunks play a Nebraska team that is winless and without their QB. Should be rather straightforward for everyone, but hey, crazier things have happened (Like last week jesus fucking christ Big Ten). The betting this week could potentially be the most dramatic of any week so far in league history, however. Everyone is extremely close to each other in the rankings and one slip up could mean trouble. Let’s hope Christopher doesn’t get drunk again because he’ll probably take first. Again.
TO THE BETS
We have another heater of a prize this week, and like usual, I’ll announce it once the winner is determined! As for a hint, it rhymes with cheer class.