WTS Bets SZN 2 Week 3: Little Rich Boy Edition
This week is right up our alley, boys. Two rich, white, private, christian schools are facing off against us on Saturday! We may not have a vacation home in the Hamptons, or wear salmon shorts, but we do have a much more prestigious history than them. Your Ohio State Buckeyes face off against the Texas Christian University Horned Frogs in the Cathedral of Capitalism™, otherwise known as AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. The Buckeyes look like the exact opposite of the Lions, so that means they are actually good at not making mistakes and don’t make me want to kill myself! It should be a very close game since TCU has a solid defense, and their offense loves to throw downfield. Elsewhere, the little rich boys of Southern Methodist University take their fraternities up to Ann Arbor to face off against their doppelgängers to see who has greater family issues, and to compare trust fund sizes.
“Hey Patrick what am I?”
Whose disconnected sense of reality will be shaken the most?? Michigan is looking to add a second game to their streak of not looking like their professional equivalents in Detroit. Why are we so bad? Aside from that, let’s pray to the almighty bringer of football joy, the PS3, to help us regain our winning ways when it comes to our bets this week! “Not Trash” on 3!
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Alright let’s get to the bets.
To The Bets
As you all know, Jonathan is the big tuna once again due to his colossal victory last week. This week has some tricky matchups so we could definitely see some changes to the rankings since it’s still so early. It’s a big ol’ Texas Hoedown this week fellers!! Let’s Dance!