WTS Bets SZN 2: Week 6 (Ugg Edition)

I ONLY ROLL WITH WINNERS

Welcome back to another edition of “Pretending To Know Football”! This week is a little extra special because it’s officially sPoOkY sZn, and my alma mater has Homecoming this week. Unfortunately the annual tailgate is not happening this year, so I can’t continue my tradition of blacking out off of Four Lokos. Tragic. Instead, we can start a new tradition of actually being good at this whole betting thing. Also, Christopher is looking to continue his tradition of pulling off tights (They won’t catch on). Speaking of melodrama, the U of M fanbase and their coach (Who would be a great Mel Gibson Hamlet) travel to Maryland to have a rousing match of punting. Ohio State hosts the people from the worst state in the Midwest! “BuT MaTt yOuRe AlReAdY iN oHiO”; Indiana still has Puritans. I can’t wait to see you guys this weekend (Sorry Chris), and hopefully not lose money this weekend! Onward!

TO THE BETS

As for our league, Chris is steadily moving up the ranks! However, at the top, Jonathan and Christopher are battling back and forth like siblings in King Lear. Will it lead to their downfall as well? I mean hopefully, cuz then I’ll win. Bring it on!