WTS Bets SZN 2: Week 5 Results
Quick life tip before we get started. Don’t beer bong TRULYs unless you want to feel the sweet embrace of death. So for me, it felt like GVSU Homecoming 2015 (Benj you know that weekend). Speaking of terrible decisions; what was James Franklin thinking on that 4th down? I won’t complain, but that was bad. Also bad this weekend, all of us. All of us. We all finished in the black last week, so to balance it out, we all finished in the red this week. Like Thanos said, perfectly balanced as all things should be. Benjamin finished 3-7; I finished 3-7; Christopher finished 2-8 (yikes); and Jonathan and Chris finished 5-5. Your winner this week is Jonathan! He only lost 6 cents! Way to go dude. Littlefoot came in 2nd with -$0.20; Benjamin came in 3rd with -$0.52; I came in 4th with -$0.63; and Christopher came in 5th with -$0.80. Big time oof. Congrats to Benjamin for being the first player to lose $1 total! Also congrats to Christopher for going from almost $1 in total earnings to negative in one week! Spectacular! For 1st Place this week, Jonathan wins a 6 pack of Elvis Juice! I will ship it out ASAP or Venmo you if I find out shipping alcohol across State lines is illegal. Your visuals are below!
1st: -$0.06 $0.67
2nd: -$0.20 $0.51
3rd: -$0.52 -$1.00
4th: -$0.63 -$0.12
5th: -$0.80 -$0.01
| Rank | Player | Total $ | Integrated Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jonathan | 0.67 | 3.27 |
| 2 | Christopher | -0.01 | 2.39 |
| 3 | Matthew | -0.12 | 2.08 |
| 4 | Chris S | 0.51 | 1.91 |
| 5 | Benjamin | -1.00 | 1.20 |
| Team | W | L | T | Points | Rank | Total $ | Integrated Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jonathan | 24 | 27 | 4 | 2.6 | 1 | 0.67 | 3.27 |
| Matthew | 20 | 31 | 4 | 2.2 | 3 | -0.12 | 2.08 |
| Christopher | 22 | 29 | 4 | 2.4 | 2 | -0.01 | 2.39 |
| Benjamin | 20 | 31 | 4 | 2.2 | 3 | -1.00 | 1.20 |
| Chris S | 13 | 7 | 2 | 1.4 | 5 | 0.51 | 1.91 |
So just an absolutely brutal affair for all of us. Jonathan is back on top once again, but will it last? We shall see. Next week we have GVSU Homecoming! So I’ll probably be out of commission yet again! Prayers for ya boy. Games next week are easy-peasy lemon-squeezey, but hopefully it’s not a letdown weekend. See y’all on Thursday.
