WTS Bets SZN 2: Week 6 Results
Looking back on it, I should have known. I should have seen the signs. When Jonathan started complaining, I should have recognized what was happening. He was playing us. He was crying wolf thinking that “Kait” made his bets so he was going to have a hard time. Ok. He got us. He’s so good (x4). Jonathan won this week with an astronomical $0.92! Unreal. The questions sure were hard, huh? Congrats on winning 2 weeks in a row Jonny! Amazing performance. Speaking of amazing performances, Christopher plays a really good Shakespearean douche bag! And just like in the play, he came in second this week! He won $0.08! Edging out Benj by 1 cent! Benjamin came in 3rd with $0.07! His first positive week in quite some time! Ella is proud of her dad! C.sulli96 came in 4th this week with -$0.03. He just barely didn’t lose, just like the Browns! The Browns are back baby. Detroit v. Cleveland Super Bowl confirmed. As for me, I decided I hated money, and being good so I came in 5th with -$0.34. Also, congratulations to Chris Sullivan for taking 3rd overall this week!! I am more ass than he. I’ll have a new Standings page up on the website this week so you can track your performance whenever you want rather than wait each week for the results! Until then, your visuals are below.
Jonathan: $0.92 $1.59
Christopher: $0.08 $0.07
Benjamin: $0.07 -$0.93
Chris Sullivan: -$0.03 $0.48
Matthew: -$0.34 -$0.46
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Points | Rank | Total $ | Integrated Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jonathan | 30 | 31 | 5 | 3.25 | 1 | 1.59 | 4.84 |
| 2 | Christopher | 28 | 33 | 5 | 3.05 | 2 | 0.07 | 3.12 |
| 3 | Chris S | 17 | 13 | 3 | 1.85 | 5 | 0.48 | 2.33 |
| 4 | Matthew | 23 | 38 | 5 | 2.55 | 4 | -0.46 | 2.09 |
| 5 | Benjamin | 26 | 35 | 5 | 2.85 | 3 | -0.93 | 1.92 |
Jonathan is starting to pull away. Can we stop him? Should we unionize? Christopher please bring your rapier. Next week for Week 7, the boats are rowing to Columbus, and we will find out who the OG skunk bear is in Ann Arbor! See y’all Thrusday.
