Season 8 Week 10 (Imminent Daysaster Edition)
It has finally come to this.
A hinge point, a timeline branch event. A truly momentous event for Ohio State, but WTSBETS especially.
The time has finally come for the stakes to be high enough where we are going into the Ohio State vs. PSU game with not only a FRANKLINING on the table, but also a DAYSASTER!! This has literally never happened before. The game never meant this much! We are really playing the hits this year (looking at you Wolverines and Spartans).
It’s all coming together like the climax of a good story, or the third act of a Marvel movie. All the chips on the table. One final dance. Take that last swing. Fade to black.
So with that
I am announcing that this will be the final season of WTSBETS.
I’m just kidding.
YOU THINK I’M GOING TO LET RYAN DAY OUTLAST ME????
HELL NO
Bury me with this website. And throw Day into a pit of lions…..wait a second.
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SHOWTIME
#4 The Ohio State Buckeyes vs. #3 Penn State, Saturday BIG NOON on Fox
Another BIG NOONER for our BIG LOSERS. Can OSU fix their O Line issues?? No probably not! Could they fix their defense?? Yes, actually! I am BEGGING this coaching staff to prove me wrong just once. JUST ONCE. CAN YOU HEAR ME GOD? IT’S ME MATTHEW (m****tbuckeye909@aol.com). Big Game James is also coaching the other team, so we still have a great chance. Scarlet glasses back on. Give me a Shazier 2012 game, or a JTT 2022 game, please. Buckeyes win 24-21.
#1 Oregon vs. Michigan, Saturday 3:30 pm EST on CBS
What are you thinking about little duck?
#13 Indiana vs. Michigan State, Saturday 3:30 pm EST on Peacock
Repent. Hide. Make right with your god. Run for your life. It doesn’t matter. Curt Cignetti and his football team will soon be running through your town like the mongol hordes of old. There is no true escape. There is but one finality, and that is Coach Cigs. Light ‘em up.
North Carolina vs. Florida State, Saturday 3:30 pm EST on ACCN
FSU is in the same hole they were in for most of the previous 10 years. UNC has no juice from their Head Coach anymore cuz he’s slowly turning into stone. Idk who wins this one, but it is for sure our sicko watch of the weekend. Watch at your own risk.
Wayne State vs. #6 GVSU, Saturday 7:30 pm EST on BTN
It’s homecoming for Grand Valley this weekend, and like clockwork I got a text from my friends in Detroit at the last moment saying that the tailgate was cancelled yet again this year. Can’t get hurt me if I have no expectations. I should use that with the Lakers because man……what was that last weekend. Are both of my teams destined to fold like an omelette in every big game they play now?? I want to be free of this pain.
NFL x WTSBETS
Lions vs. Packers
If Dan Campbell started a cult, I would join.
End of discussion.
Lions travel to Green Bay to scrape out a win against the Packers and Clete Blakeman. It’s not going to be easy, but unlike SOME teams, the Lions absolutely thrive off of adversity. And what’s more adversarial than having a bunch of human-cow hybrids that smell of cheese dump beer on you when you score every time?
Saints vs. Panthers
Charlotte is a very nice town. I would like to visit one day. They have a lot of nice restaurants, things to see, fun bars, and a vibrant community. Hopefully one day they’ll have a football team again too.
