Nov 4

Nov 4 Week 10 Results

There’s nothing better in sports than being melodramatic. It’s what keeps me alive. It’s what pumps through my veins. I am nothing if not passionate.

It’s cool to care about things. Yell at that TV. Take a grumpy walk. Send that bomb threat in the mail.

Be a fan.

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THE RUNDOWN

Well if that wasn’t a statement win for the Ryan Day era, then I don’t know what would be. Yes, it was a FRANKLINING of the highest degree. HOWEVER, the Bucks won in a way they haven’t in at least 4 years. It was gritty, imposing, and they overcame adversity while not letting self-imposed mistakes haunt them. Thank you James. Ryan, you are safe for another week.

The Wolverines got quacked in half. Although, Davis Warren finally looked ok? Something to monitor.

Indiana poisoned MSU’s water supply, burned their crops and delivered a plague unto their houses! John (L) Smith back?

UNC demolished FSU. Wasn’t even close. At least FSU has basketball? LMFAO. Good work Heels, time to ruin Duke’s basketball season too.

GVSU homecoming looked fun. We beat Wayne State by a million. That’s it. Go Lakers.

NFL

I know people in Michigan love making fun of Ohio and all that comes with that state, but in my opinion, we need to start shifting more of that energy towards Wisconsin. They’re like if Michigan got thrown out of the window on a busy road and was walked all over and left out in the rain. They’re low down. They dirty. Their side of Lake Michigan is objectively terrible BECAUSE THEY POLLUTED IT. Oh your claim to fame is cheese that isn’t even very good?? Culvers?? Aaron Rodgers???? Get all the way out of here. You smell terrible.

Lions are far superior to your “better” team. LMFAO. Bunch of babies. Y’all get paid to play football! Maybe try being good at it?? Well you get another shot to be the “better” team at our place! Come hang out! We’ll have a great time!!

Panthers beat somebody! Derek Carr you are on Michael Thomas’s shit list and mine now too. Stop throwing hospital balls to Olave!! You are literally going to kill him. Come to Detroit, Chris. We’ll protect you.

RESULTS

Does he also have a model on how to win WTSBETS every year?

Your Week 10 winner is:

JD

The Bucks are back, and so is Jonny. They go hand in hand it seems. He should coach them though. At least we know he’s a winner. Jonny went 6-4 and won $0.99.

In 2nd is Nick! He’s kind of having a 2022 Lions moment right now. Been on fire, or doing well, every week since going 0-11! He went 8-2 and won $0.98.

In 3rd is Christopher! He’s not giving up the fight just yet! Still in 2nd overall, but the gap did not get any wider this week. He’s #gritty. Christopher went 6-4 and won $0.96.

In 4th is Kevin! Back to back huge weeks! Plus he’s slowly climbing up the rankings! Break out that bourbon. He went 5-5 and won $0.94.

In 5th is Benjamin! Not bad, not great. Still hanging in there! He is becoming Mr. Median. Benj went 7-3 and won $0.65.

In 6th is Kenneth! All Nighter picks came in clutch! Is this his strategy moving forward?? Don’t think, just do! He went 6-4 and won $0.58.

In 7th is Ethan. It’s fine, he can still see over us from back here. He went 6-4 and won $0.40.

🚨 WARNING! FRANKLINING ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! 🚨

In 8th is your galaxy brained commissioner. 1st to worst. Like FSU smh. Or Lloyd Carr to Rich Rod. I went 2-8 and lost $0.03.