Oct 27

Oct 27 Week 9 Results

Ok. So, I am not really angry or filled with vitriol after that performance by Ohio State. I am just getting a clearer picture, and getting that feeling.

What is that feeling, you ask? Well, dear reader, it is the same feeling I had after the 2007 championship, and crept back into my brain in 2008. It’s the same feeling I had at the end of 2017, and only amplified in ‘18. It’s the same feeling I had with most Lions coaches after only a season or two.

But, I didn’t actually explain that feeling. So, what is it?

It feels like time’s up.

Ryan Day could still do something this year. He could. His goals are still in front of him. But, unfortunately for him, I have a rather good intuition when I don’t run from it. And I have been running from this feeling like a shadow in an Aquinas College hallway since the end of 2022. I’m not running anymore.

If you can’t score from 3rd base, then you shouldn’t be playing. Grab some pine, buddy.

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THE RUNDOWN

I’ll keep it short and sweet for our MSU brothers. The Spartans looked like the better team in many instances against Michigan. However, they also made questionable coaching decisions, and did not adjust very well once Michigan started rolling in the third quarter. No reason to save all your fight for after the clock hits zero. Try using it when the game is still going. Little tip for ya. Also, I know Benj didn’t beat his little brothers much growing up, so I’m sure beating this little brother is always kinda sweet.

The Broncos looked like the Ohio government against Kent State. Totally shut them down. EAT!

I’m sure CMU fans also have that feeling. Wholly embarrassing this weekend. Next.

UNC wins the polo fashion clash!! And it wasn’t even close. The game ended in the dreaded 41-14 fashion (there’s that feeling again). Omarion Hampton, still very very good.

GVSU……I don’t wanna talk about it.

NFL

THIS PORTION OF THE RECAP IS DEDICATED TO LEAF, AARON GLENN, AND THE GOFFENSE!!!

Lions are suffocating teams like a Pennsylvania coal town in the 1920’s. I thought last year was a fun run, and this year is very legitimately just as fun, if not more so. We are humming man. The Titans had no shot. Bring me our rivals. It’s barkin’ time.

Panthers lost to the Broncos, and made Bo Nix look electric. They could really use my Superstar in Madden. I had them 9-8 in my first year as starting MLB.

RESULTS

FINALLY!!! AHAHAHA

Your Week 9 winner is:

Matthew

That’s right fellas, I finally rigged a week in my favor!!! I went 4-6 and won $1.12.

In 2nd is Jonny! Sleep schedule terrible, sleep deprived bets good. He’s starting to pull away from the pack again. The more things change, etc. He went 6-4 and won $0.75.

In 3rd is Kevin! Even better than last week! He’s like a microwave at 60% power. Not totally hot, but he’s getting there! He went 4-6 and won $0.10.

🚨 WARNING! RYAN DAY BACKBONE ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! 🚨

In 4th is Nick. The original Nick @ Nite was good. The WTSBETS version? Not so much. He went 4-6 and lost $0.23.

In 5th is Christopher. Is his Linsanity run truly over? Could he possibly claw back into 1st Place? Find out next time on dragonball z. He went 4-6 and lost $0.25.

In 6th is Benj. Kinda like Donovan Edwards, he’s just going backwards. He went 2-8 and lost $0.25.

In 7th is Ethan. Don’t bet and drive folks. Eyes on the road. 10 and 2. He went 2-8 and lost $0.45.

In 8th is Kenneth. Maybe his good bets got lost at sea. He went 2-8 and lost $0.85.