Guys, I think it’s official. The White Out™ made me a Penn State fan. That was the hypest game I’ve ever been to. It’s Thursday and my voice is still broken. My arms are still sore. I still have blisters. But it was all worth it. WE ARE!!!!! Thank you all for supporting me in this difficult decision.
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The Nittany Lions face off against the Wildcats (Mascot Originality 0/10) of Villanova. Where even is Villanova? I don’t know, but I expect this one to get catty. This is Penn State’s third home game in a row, and literally no one wants to go. All my friends are selling their tickets. I like to think this is because I’m currently flying to Denver, and they cannot possibly go on without me. But let’s face it; No one wants to watch us play a subpar team after the mind-numbing experience that was last week. Moving on.
The Buckeyes take on the Zips (9/10). After underperforming yet again, let’s hope some changes have actually been made. I didn’t get to watch last week, because you know, I was at the White Out™, but I knew all I needed to know when Jonny texted me “we suck” at 4:26pm on Saturday. Here’s to not max betting the over anymore! Cheers!
Next up we’ve got the Spartans and Cornhuskers (6/10). MSU good? Corn scared? I don’t have anything else funny to say about this game.
The Wolverines host the Scarlet Knights (2/10 -1 for using a color). Did I have to google Rutgers’ mascot? Yes, because it’s forgettable. Just like Cade McNamara. Also had to google him, FYI. Sorry Benj.
NFL x WTS Bets
Baker Mayfield vs Justin Fields???? I can’t contain my excitement, and I hope Chris can’t either! I expect our giraffe friend to be the most vocal in the chat during this game. What sound do giraffes make?
The Ravens fly to Detroit this week. Will this bird of prey become prey to the king of the jungle? Probably not. If Harbaugh yells “Lamar, do you wanna go for it?,” definitely not. That’s his jungle now, I don’t make the rules.
Steelers get the stripey cats! Many argue over who the Steelers’ true rival is, and to me, it’s this stupid team. Some part of me deeply hates the Bengals. Do I need therapy? Or do I need my Florida transplant roommate who happens to be a Steeler fan to yell at the TV louder than I do? Probably both, but I definitely have the latter.
Let’s get it!!
