Week 3 (Ain't Never Gonna Stop Loving You.... Edition)

I’m still upset, but I’ll never let them go.

Honestly though, what a fall from grace, man. One of Ohio State’s most beloved coaches is now probably the most hated. Kerry Coombs can’t yell his way out of this one unfortunately (even though I know he’ll try). Let’s hope he can just focus on what he’s good at from here on out (it’s also yelling).

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Big, big week for the rest of the Big Ten though! MSU travels to Coral Gables to play a determined Miami team. These programs haven’t faced off since 1989 and the local paper here - shoutout Lansing State Journal - put out a great piece on how former MSU players are still upset over that loss. MSU holding a decades-long grudge? Color me shocked.

Michigan hosts a feisty NIU team captained by their most favorite actor-pretending-to-be-athletic-in-a-movie QB, Rocky Lombardi. No, the Wolverines can’t seem to escape the Lombardis. But I’m sure Harbaugh enjoys playing him since it’s the closest he’ll ever get to another Lombardi in his life.

The Buckeyes host the Oklahoma team with the coolest nickname, but worst program. Time for a tune up of sorts. Can the defense stop a sweep to the left this time or will I set myself on fire?

Finally, the inarguably biggest game of the day: Auburn vs Penn State! The Tigers travel to Happy Valley in White Out conditions to square off with a surging Penn State squad! Bo Nix would LOVE to make another huge mistake in front of a large crowd, but since it’s a White Out Game™️, that honor will probably go to James Franklin. What’s a clock and how does one control time?

In completely unrelated news….

NFL x WTS Bets

Who in their right mind thought a Lions MNF game was a good idea? Who’s our biggest draw on our team? Jared Goof? A lineman? I mean it’s probably Dan Campbell, but I’d need him to go full Randy Orton on Aaron Rodgers at midfield to make it worth staying up this late.

The super dumb Bears go to Cleveland (this is for you) where Justin Fields will act as their Red Zone RB behind a QB who is far worse and far older than he. Matt Nagy is a genius. Browns by 40.

Steelers play the Raiders in what is just a giant convention for the 2 worst fanbases in the NFL. Can’t spell Pittsburgh v Oakland without STAB!

Let’s go!!