Sep 13

Sep 13 Week 2 Results

Well, we had a good run this season, but I think we can all agree it’s time to pack it in and call it a year. No it is not because I am currently in 1st overall, or that Ohio State lost in a horrible fashion, or that Okudah is out for the year, or that Michigan and MSU look dangerous. Stop asking questions.

God I hurt.

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There isn’t really much to say about Ohio State’s loss. It was horrible up and down. Make Coombs the recruiting coordinator and don’t get him near a goddamn headset ever again. Also, if anyone has a spare DE who can actually touch the QB, please hit my DMs.

MSU has now scored more touchdowns in 2 games this year than the entire Dantonio era. Congrats guys, passing touchdowns are fun to watch.

Those poor huskies didn’t know what they were getting into. Michigan bullied the shit out of them, and we definitely need to get PETA involved. Animal abuse is no joke.

Penn State. Thumbs up. Not from me though. Get better uniforms.

NFL TIME

I have never been that happy leaving a stadium after my team lost and didn’t complete a comeback. What a game. So fun. This Lions team is going to be dreadful but if they give us games like that? Sure why not. It’s a different flavor of losing that we aren’t used to.

The Steelers are good again? Ben is WASHED, but I bet you they still find a way to go 11-6.

Browns still Super Bowl bound. No doubts here.

RESULTS

Glad none of us are in charge of real money for our jobs am I right fellas? Ahaha

Your Week 2 winner, securing a WHOPPING -$0.05 is

Matthew

That’s right, and I leapt from 5th overall to 1st. Not rigged. No recounts.

In 1st Place also, is Benjamin! He also sucked the least, with -$0.05 as well.

In 3rd is Christopher! He only lost $0.11. Like the Lions, it was a good loss because he is no longer in dead last overall.

In 4th is Jonny! He only got 1 question right!

In 5th is Kait! She got 2 questions right, but worse!

In 6th is Sully! He got 2 questions right, but a little worse!

In 7th is Kevin! He only got 1 question right, but worse again!

In 8th is Nick! He got 2 questions right, but wayyyyy worse!

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Next week is where the Lions finally have the last laugh against RODGAHS! Send his destitute San Francisco bartender looking ass into retirement. College football will happen as well. Hopefully good this time.

Results are below.