Week 13 (HELL is REAL Edition)
Firstly, I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving, and you’re enjoying the long holiday weekend. Also, Sully definitely won the chug off that I saw on Insta. Which Sully you ask? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now, onto business. Not only do we have a colossal Top Five contest in Ann Arbor, but this week will decide the Season 5 Winner!! Will it be Jonny for the fifth consecutive year (😭) or will I finally reign victorious? Please, God, if you’re out there, please. PLEASE. We need this, the world needs this, I NEED THIS.
At least we are having a banger of a party at LBC so I’ll be happy regardless………I won’t be.
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THE DAY HAS ARRIVED
OHIO STATE.
TTUN.
TOP FIVE TOP FIVE
The governor of our state declared Saturday as a day to support the wolverines. They should legislate that Ohio State can only hang 50 on their defense because as Ryan Day said “We are going to hang 100.” A hundred is also the years since the wolverines have been relevant. The NCAA said you can go pro in anything other than sports, and I can’t argue, the wolverines are great at that.
Here’s the hype video:
Elsewhere, Penn State travels to EL to hand the Spartans their second straight L. Kenneth Walker to the Lions? Or do we want him to succeed and be happy?
GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERISTY faces off against #1 Ferris State. It is going to be a bloodbath. Can GVSU get into the Semifinals for the first time since I was a student there? What’s Brian Kelly up to this weekend?
NFL x WTS Bets
The regular Thanksgiving tradition of the Lions squandering every ounce of joy was a little diluted since Joe Buck was also roasting the ever-loving shit out of us. It was great. Thank you Joe.
The Steelers face the pretty ok Bengals? I will not be watching.
Our BROWNS play the Ravens and the best QB wearing the number 8. Eat shit Kirk Cousins.
AGAIN I DID NOT USE A SINGLE 13TH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IN THIS POST. TOO EASY
LET’S GOOOO
