Nov 23

Nov 23 Week 12 Results

SOMEBODY REQUEST A WELFARE CHECK BECAUSE MSU GOT ABUSED ON SATURDAY.

That game was a lot of fun. I had fun. I hope all of you did too.

We don’t need to belabor the point, or reflect too much on this game but when MSU fans have to stop talking for a least one week, the world is a better place.

In other news, Penn State got JF a contract extension for going 11-9 in the past 2 seasons. Very smart business moves. Also they beat Rutgers 28-0.

Michigan beat the newest Big Ten East doormat, Maryland, a lot to a little. Harbaugh rumored to sign another 15 year extension.

Central, again nice job. Western, get your shit together.

GRAND VALLEY won their first playoff game, and now get to play the best team in the country for a chance at the semifinals lol. Anchor Up or Die.

NFL TIME

Lions suck, Steelers suck, and Browns also suck. At least the Browns won though. However….Baker. Baker man, you need to rest your body. Looking like a washed up 1970’s QB out there right now.

RESULTS

Well folks, it happened. Insert the Thanos line here because your Week 12 winner and NEW 1st Overall is:

Jonny

Jonathan squeaked out a close W over me this week, winning $0.77. He answered 1 more question correctly than I, so he now sits atop the Leaderboard heading into our final week. There is no god.

In 2nd is Matthew! I won $0.71, but I am in a deep pit of despair.

In 3rd is Nick! He barely missed out on 2nd place, winning $0.70. This is because he didn’t break his cap of 5 again.

In 4th is Kait! Again! She won $0.23. Give her $85 million also, because I guess that’s your prize for finishing in 4th all the time at Penn State.

In 5th is Benjamin! He lost $0.31 and is rounding out the year like any good Michigan team: cratering.

In 6th is Christopher! He lost $0.54. I alluded to Miggy last week for him and I was right. Like Miggy, he let us down.

In 7th is Sully. He lost $0.59. He probably shouldn’t have used Baker Mayfield as his name this week because it seemed to channel that energy and fucked him up pretty good. His hatred for the Steelers did help him get 1 question correct though.

In Last Place is Kevin. Third week in a row, but this time with a 0-10 pack. Keep shining you crazy star you.

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RIVALRY WEEK!! FUCK UP ANY WOLVERINES YOU SEE IN THE WILDERNESS THIS WEEK. TELL YOUR U OF M FRIENDS YOU BOUGHT THEM A GIFT AND THEN GHOST THEM. FALL IN LOVE WITH A MICHIGAN FAN, GET MARRIED, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY WITH THEM, ESTABLISH A COMFORTABLE AND SATISFYING LIFE WITH THEM, THEN ONE DAY LEAVE WITHOUT NOTICE, START A NEW LIFE IN SICILY AND BECOME AN ORANGE FARMER.

Results are below.