Season 4 Week 2 (My Life is Chaos Edition)

It officially feels like Fall in the Midwest. The leaves are turning, the air is crisp, the sun is still shining, and everyone is stressed about their football teams.

Some big (see B1G) news happened yesterday! Big Ten Football is back!!! WTS’s regular format will be back soon as well!!

We will once again be able to watch as MSU grinds themselves into dust, Michigan yells about 1946, and Ohio State laughs to ignore the pain. I am both excited, and a little trepidatious. I hope these guys stay safe, but I am happy they get to play like they want. It is also extremely fitting that we get the start of B1G Football right before Halloween. The Buckeyes are going to be spooky good this year.

Now to professional football! The Lions go to the godforsaken state of Wisconsin to most likely die a slow and painful death. But hey, at least our head coach looks good.

Matt Patricia

Joey B and the Bengals travel to Cleveland to play the Browns and their tremendous new jerseys. Chris what do they call this game in Ohio? The Ohio Bowl? The Paul Brown Bowl? The Everything Hurts and I’m Dying Bowl? Let me know.

The Steelers take on Jonathan’s company’s favorite team, the Denver Broncos! The Broncos may benefit from new ownership, or liquidation at this point. Does Pittsburgh have glue factories?

TO THE BETS

Let’s have a better week than last, everyone! I believe in us. Go team. Also go get some cinnamon donuts and apple cider. Get festive.