Sep 22

Sep 22 Week 2 Results

WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FIRE MATT PATRICIA BLOG

Dude is a garbage bag with a beard. The son of Jabba the Hutt with a pencil. Your summer garbage left out in the sun too long with a hat.

And Bob Quinn looks like a squirrel-turned-human who sniffs socks for pleasure. Fire them.

Congratulations to Kait and Sully who fucked up so badly that they actually did well! Both of them missed an entire game worth of picks, and didn’t finish worse than 4th. Good job everybody.

Moving forward there will be penalties for missing more than 1 week of bets. I will be unveiling that in the near future. As for this week, it is the literal opposite of last week.

Kevin got 1st last week, and finished in last place this week in DOMINATING fashion. Good job Kev. Everyone else lost money last week, and this week you all won money!!

Your Week 2 winner is Benjamin!! He didn’t pick particularly well, but he hit the Big Huge and finished with $1.03! That is a cursed number though. As Kevin won $1.03 last week as well. Congrats on finishing last next week Benj. In 2nd, we have Sully!! He won $0.95 (and probably also a hangover on Friday morning). Nice strategy ignoring the Browns game. However, your unwavering loyalty would have probably pushed you into 1st this week. Oops. In 3rd is Jonny! He won $0.52! I think working out is finally helping him focus on the important things again. In 4th is Kait!! She won $0.17! Although she lost to her roommate, her apartment still looks nice. In 5th is Christopher! He won $0.08, got drunk at my apartment, ate my food, and placed ahead of me. Disrespectful. In 6th is yours truly. I lost $0.11 and am so tired. Please Fords, my football team, they’re starving. And in last, the man, the myth, the Kevin. It’s Kevin!! He lost a mammoth $0.92. Almost a new record! Shoot for the stars big guy.

Next week we have more pain coming our way as Lions fans!! Nothing like making our Top 3 pick look mediocre because he has to cover a receiver for 15 seconds since our galaxy brain coach thinks sacking the quarterback is for dummies. At least Chris and Kait are happy right now. What’s that like btw? What is good football like? Can you share some?

Results are below, and the slides show who was correct for each bet.