Season 4 Week 14 (Game Show Edition)

What up y’all!? Another guest appearance in the blog this week and it will definitely not be as good as our Co-commissioner’s. However, if anyone knows anything about me it’s that, even when I have literally no clue what I am doing, I pretend to be an expert. So, I got this.

This year’s B1G season has all but (mercifully) come to an end. Your Ohio State Buckeyes play the team-that-lost-to-MSU-who-lost-to-Rutgers for the chance at their fourth outright B1G championship in a row. The Bucks also continue to prove that rules do not apply to them as the B1G decided to rewrite their own rules for playoff contention just like they rewrote that an eligible player must gain 10 total yards to pass the line to gain. But I digress. 

MSU. What even is MSU? Better than Northwestern; worse than Rutgers. Make up your damn mind already. 

Who's got it better than us? Literally everyone, Jim. Shut the fuck up. Coach mask-boner and the infamous mustache may be looking for jobs after this is all said and done, but I am really disappointed that Don Brown didn’t at least try to reach out to me for help this year, because then at least they would have known how to be defensive. 

*Inhales deeply* Ok, moving on.

THE NFL

The Lions remain undefeated with Bevell at the helm and Stafford playing a complete game. That’s all I would like to talk about. No losses to speak of, nope, nuh uh. The Lions play the Tennessee Titans, and Ryan Tannehill should probably only throw for about 700 yards. The B R O W N S face off against the New York not-so-Giants. I still can’t believe that Baker threw a ball 75 yards. Jesus.

Pittsburgh.

TO THE BETS

Alrighty, so as our commissioner mentioned earlier in the group chat, we are shaking things up a bit this week. We are doing a Winner Take All Week! We will have 5 questions across CFB and NFL. You will pick your answer, but you are going to want it to be unique. This is because if you get the answer correct, but someone else picked the same answer, you will get points based on how many chose the same answer. 

Example:  You pick Justin Fields for completion % but so do 2 other people. You then get 3 points. At the end of the week you want the lowest score possible. 

So basically, if Michigan were a golf team, they’d be undefeated. Also, golf is cool and I know a lot about it. Good luck, y’all.