Season 4 Week 8 (I Was A Teenage Gary Edition)
Week 2, rivalry games, Halloween Night, a full moon. Can you ask for a spoopier environment for Big Ten Football? Only if you were forced to listen to a Pennsylvania accent.
Last week was just a taste of what we are in for this year, good or bad. Or really really bad, MSU. Welcome back to the John L. Smith years fellas. Also for future reference, cheese is not a home remedy for COVID, Wisconsin. Please stop embarrassing us.
BOO!
haha got ya.
BIG NOON SATURDAY kicks off with the Spartans marching into Ann Arbor for a “football” “game”. Both of these words imply competition and coordination, and MSU might be the first “team” to actively repel both.
As you can see I am trying to stir up as much DISRESPEKT as possible so Sparty will have the Chaos Gods on their side. Michigan looks very good and is primed for a statement victory. Why does it smell like 2015 again in here all of a sudden?
THE BUCKEYESSS travel to Happy Valley to face Indiana’s little brother, Penn State. They always give Ohio State trouble, especially on Halloween weekends. So this game will most likely be closer than we expect. HOWEVER, their ghosts are worse than ours so that’s a plus one for us. We’re not haunted by our past unless you think dope tattoos, jewelry, and convertibles are somehow SPOOKY.
In the NFL we have the Browns still grinding like only dawgs can. RIP Odell’s season. Oh sorry poor choice of words.
Stafford has his BDDE back and league is fucked now. Okudah is now the 4th best rookie corner after being ranked last just 2 weeks ago. My dude heard all of you talking. I think he’s gonna stay Jefe 24/7 now, and I am here for it. Pick 6 against Old Man Rivers incoming.
TO THE BETS
Halloween candy will never be as sweet as the feeling of telling your friends one day their team might also win a national championship as they spill beer onto their MSU jersey of a player who now sells car insurance.
