Oct 26

Oct 26 Week 7 Results

If this past weekend was a person they would have been institutionalized for how cuckoo bananas they were. I mean Rutgers got their first B1G victory in 3 years, and that wasn’t even the most interesting game IN THE BIG TEN. I mean this weekend was something else.

The Buckeyes did what they were supposed to do. I am a little concerned about Kerry Coombs and his defensive coaching, but I trust him and Ryan Day. Also, Justin Fields is a literal football god.

Michigan took Goldy and his oars, and beat the absolute brakes off of him while yelling about respect and academics. Fun game, but will Jim’s lululemon pants stay?

MSU………MSU. The Spartans didn’t just lose to Rutgers, they got *ahem* 🎶 Murderedddd 🎶. Most of the time I will point and laugh when Michigan State loses, but it’s rude to disrespect the dead.

I N D I A N A

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DAWG CHECK!!!

The Browns showed up once again (unlike Sully). Baker silenced the haters with his machismo, rocket-laser arm, and sick dance moves like only a true leader could. That was the first time I cheered for Donovan Peoples-Jones.

The Steelers scare me. How are they this good. Stop.

THE. LIONS. ARE .500!! STAFFORD IS ELITE ONCE AGAIN. WE BEAT ANOTHER TERRIBLE TEAM. PAY GOLLADAY GOD DAMNIT. FREE JEFE. SHOTGUN A BEER FOR PRATER.

SPEAKING OF STAFFDADDY, it was a big weekend for fathers!

Your Week 7 winner is Benjamin! He won a cool $0.47 while playing every church event imaginable! That’s versatility.

In 2nd this week is yours truly. I finally had another decent week winning $0.38. I seem to be almost as inconsistent as the Lions’ defense. Fire me??

In 3rd is Kait! She won $0.33, but should be penalized for plagiarism.

In 4th is Kevin! Very symbolic that Indiana maybe shouldn’t have won that 2 pointer, and our Indiana man actually lost a 2 pointer. Kevin lost $0.02.

In 5th is Jonny! He lost $0.06. He bet against Michigan which is always advised and encouraged in this league, However, this one rare time it did not pay off.

In 6th is Christopher! He lost $0.26, and definitely rowed that boat too hard.

Finally, in a very disappointing last place finish, is Sully. He was too busy beer bonging out of a traffic cone (respect) to submit his bets this week. Therefore, he lost $0.45 as that is 1/5 of the total amount you could win each week.

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Next week we’re getting spooky as fuck!! MSU plays U of M which is most likely to be a murder-suicide. Elsewhere, Ohio State plays Penn State, but they won’t be distracted by the 100,000 inbreds screeching about white(out) power.

Hope you all have good costumes, and at least a little bit of holy water.

Results are below.