Sep 28

Sep 28 Week 3 Results

So not to get too ahead of myself, but Jeff Okudah is a first ballot Hall of Famer. He is averaging half an interception per game. So if he plays 10 seasons, he will finish his career with 81 interceptions. Which, will only tie him for 1st all-time. A plumber in the 60’s is the current NFL Leader. But I mean, if I played back then I’d beat that record like a 1960’s wife.

Lions still look bad, but at least the players I like are doing well. Also, Short King Kyler, keep that head up because you can’t sacrifice any of those inches.

TIM TEBOW MODE IS ACTIVATED.

TREMBLE BEFORE THE HALF GATOR HALF ACCOUNTANT GIRAFFE.

ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!

Your Week 3 winner is Sully! He hit on The Big Huge, finished 7-3, and won $1.41! The birthday boy is starting his week off in spectacular fashion.

In 2nd is Jonny! He also hit The Big Huge, and won $1.32! He is finally in his zone now that he is no longer a firehouse of perspiration.

In 3rd is Kait! SHE ALSO hit The Big Huge, and won $1.04. She works hard, and bets hard. Her strategy of submitting at the literal last second is truly paying off.

In 4th is Benjamin! Mr. Three Decades ALSO hit The Big Huge and won $0.88. I made it too easy didn’t I? Oh well, I guess that was my birthday present to you big fella. Cheers.

In 5th is Christopher! He (you guessed it) hit The Big Huge as well. He won $0.77, and definitely startled some of my neighbors with is yelling this weekend. That theatre voice.

In 6th is Kevin! He did NOT hit The Big Huge. However, he did finish in the black again and won $0.19! Also, he is no longer in last place in the overall standings.

That distinction belongs to your boy!! I finished dead last, didn’t hit The Big Huge, and slipped to 7th overall. I did win $0.17, which is better than my previous two weeks. So like the Lions, baby steps. Fire me??

Results are below, and the slides show who was correct for each bet.