Week 12 Results
The Game is officially cancelled.
Not since Teddy Roosevelt’s era has the game not been played.
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This week in the NFL:
Hehe Steelers. How do you like this role reversal? The Steelers lost, and the Lions and Browns both won!!
Big Ben may look like Yukon Cornelius, but he is nowhere near as heroic.
The Lions look rejuvenated, and are now once again in the hunt for a playoff spot??? Wat. Also, the return of Huck It Chuck It Stafford was glorious.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BAKER OK. The Browns are looking incredibly dangerous at just the right time. Will 2020 end with even more absurdity?? Idk but
📢 DAWG CHECK 📢
This past week was quite rough for everyone. Some more than others. But we have yet another twist to this season! Your Week 12 winner is:
Matthew
That’s right motherfuckers, I finally won!! I won $0.78, AND I am no longer in last place! I may have bet terribly once again, but I finally nailed that Big Huge bet and it paid off in droves. Kait would like you all to know that she also originally picked North Carolina, but deleted it. Remember to always listen to your gut.
In 2nd this week is Jonny! He broke the tiebreaker between his gf by having a better record this week at 4-6. He won $0.21, and inches even further ahead as the season hits its final stretch.
In 3rd is Kait! She also won $0.21, but went 3-7. I guess when you write blogs on this website, you’re bound to have a disappointing week. It is the WTS Bets Curse™.
In 4th is Christopher Sullivan! He won $0.19 and was probably barking the whole time. Making us proud. That’s a damn good dawg.
In 5th is Benj! He lost $0.02. He is currently having slight heart trouble because his body isn’t sure what to do without the bleak, encompassing stress that comes with preparing for the Ohio State Michigan game. Hope you get better soon dude.
In 6th is Christopher! He lost $0.48. While his betting performances could use some improvement, The Big Ten would improve dramatically if they gave him a job to oversee their Cam Ops because good god what was that on Saturday??
Finally, with a MAGNIFICENT performance over the weekend, is Kevin. Our hero is the first person to go 0-10 this year!!!!! He lost $1.14, which still does not eclipse his personal record of -$1.55 (This is the Modern Era Record). Congrats Kevin. May your shining achievement draw wonder, and steal the breath of all who gaze upon it.
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Week 13 is going to be something to watch! Will the Big Ten bend the rules for Ohio State? Can OSU find someone to play? And why should it be Texas A&M? Can Kevin go perfect 2 weeks in a row? Are Jonathan and Kait colluding? Will I quit my job? Find the answers to all of this and more on the next episode of WTS BETS!
Results are below.
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | $$ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  |
3 | 7 | 0 | $0.78 |
| 2 |  |
4 | 6 | 0 | $0.21 |
| 3 |  |
3 | 7 | 0 | $0.21 |
| 4 |  |
5 | 5 | 0 | $0.19 |
| 5 |  |
5 | 5 | 0 | -$0.02 |
| 6 |  |
2 | 8 | 0 | -$0.42 |
| 7 |  |
0 | 10 | 0 | -$1.14 |
