Nov 25

Nov 25 Week 13 Results

Commissioner Matthew

I am very tired after work.

My brain is cinnamon applesauce.

I will be saving all my willpower to heavily shit on The Cheaters Up North later this week.

Thank you.

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THE RUNDOWN

Talk Shit, Get Hit. You wanna sit at the big boy table you better be ready to put your money on the line. Indiana is still a great football team, but the Bucks are just better. Also the Indiana fanbase went Michigan Man Mode with all the “classless” comments after doing the exact same thing to their other opponents! Not a good look!

Speaking of Michigan Man, they were seen murdering some dorky cats in Ann Arbor. I didn’t catch any of this, but yikes it looked bad for Northwestern. Michigan showed out in a way they haven’t since some time last year! Good on ‘em! Judgment is upon you now.

MSU had a game of football on Friday. At least they won! Hope Ethan had a good time!

UNC D:

GVSU beat their first playoff opponent rather handily after almost choking it away at the start of the 2nd half. Now onto the defending champions! Yay! Then Ferris! UGH!

NFL

Nothing better than playing a shitty game, being frustrated, and still winning by almost 20. The Lions have like 5 healthy players at this point I think, but those 5 will turn you into a warm pink mist if you test them. The offense was kinda diapery, but our hero Aaron Glenn led the way with an amazing game on defense. I am so so so sorry for doubting you, sir. Please forgive me. The Colts tried their best, and man was it not very good. You should be ashamed of your team, Seth! They’re terrible!!

Panthers almost upset the Chiefs. So close man. So close.

RESULTS

The depths of hell know not the true abyss that is WTSBETS Blood Week.

Your Week 13 winner is:

Ethan

Ethan wasn’t faster than the reaper, but he was faster than everyone else. He was also the only one to win the Big Huge! He went 1-9 and lost $0.05. Yes, lost.

In 2nd is Jonny! The only person to win more than 2 questions. He went 3-7 and lost $0.07.

In 3rd is Nick! A little more battered. He went 2-8 and lost $0.17.

In 4th is Kenneth! He beat Christopher here at least (sort of)! He went 1-9 and lost $0.57.

In 5th is Christopher! The Mithril Sombrero makes its return. He went 0-10 and lost $0.57.

In 6th is Me! Another Mithril Sombrero! I went 0-10 and lost $0.57.

In 7th is Kevin. He actually got a question right. He went 1-9 and lost $1.06.

🚨 WARNING! INDIANA OFFENSIVE LINE ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! 🚨

In 8th is Benjamin. Your new record holder for worst loss in a single week in WTSBETS history!! Move over Kevin, Benj beat your previous record by 70 cents! Benj went 0-10 and lost $2.25. Congrats!

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Thanksgiving is very near! So is THE GAME. It’s Hate Week and I’m ready to get mean. Hopefully I’ll be happy on Saturday afternoon or I will be going Timothy McVeigh Mode on Ryan Day’s house!!!

Results are below!