Nov 13

Nov 13 Week 11 Results

I am back from my Colorado travels, and I am a new man.

The Mountains can change you intrinsically. The grandeur, the beauty, the peace. Seeing the world from atop the clouds makes all of your problems, your issues, your drama seem so silly and insignificant. Why fight when this is the only life we have? Let’s stick together.

LMFAO just kidding I will be a hater all of my life. Who do you think my grandpa raised?? I stay mad.

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This weekend was quite a blustery one for our league. Lots of tension. Lots of emotion. Good. WE NEED TO FEEL. Whether that’s pain or joy.

MSU felt additional pain this weekend. Bitterest of rivals won a game they were favored in, and then the Spartans made Kyle McCord look like CJ Stroud. Marv deserves to go to NYC. OSU defense still looked really good with a lot people out due to injury. Please just get healthy.

Speaking of NYC, JJ ain’t going anymore. And James Franklin should be going to jail. Penn State lost to America’s Team. One that lies, cheats, and steals then plays victim and sues you for pointing it out. USA. HOWEVER, Michigan handled business really nicely behind a great showing from Blake Corum. They proved to be a Top 4 team in the country and they’ll be hard to beat no matter who is coaching them.

Western beat CMU in the most toxic of football rivalries in Michigan. Fire the Shark Lover!! Enough is enough all right. Also, put this game back on Saturdays for christ sake.

GVSU IS BACK TO BACK GLIAC CHAMPS!! Our reward is to play Ferris State in the first round of the playoffs next week. Yay. But I still believe! Anchor Up!!!!

Columbia.

NFL

Woah guys the Lions won a shootout even with a bad showing on defense! ( ᐛ ) ( ᐛ ) This new Lions era has me feeling weird. We can win in multiple ways?? AND be fun??

The Steelers beat the Packers! Wisconsin Haters unite!!! Let’s gooooooo. Thank you Pittsburgh. I have always liked you.

RESULTS

Michigan’s propaganda is a joyful noise to some.

Your Week 11 winner is:

Benjamin

Benj had a monumental week! Not only did his favorite team dominate, but he did as well. He also regained #1 Overall! AND finished above .500 this week! He went 5-4-1 and won $0.29. Wow.

In 2nd is Christopher! It’s Broncos Country for the rest of the year officially in the league. Cannon stays home. He went 3-6-1 and won $0.15.

In 3rd is Kait! Keep your head up, PSU still has better cows than Michigan. And horses? She went 2-7-1 and won $0.09.

🚨 WARNING! MSU BOWL ELIGIBILITY ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 🚨

In 4th is yours truly. I may or may not have been very high while placing my bets this week. Seems to be a theme this year. I need to go to rehab. I went 3-6-1 and lost $0.03.

In 5th is Jonathan. He was literally a hair away from winning again this week. But, luck was not a lady for him this time. It was a kick in the plumbs. He went 1-8-1 and lost $0.07.

In 6th is Nick. Really tough week for his favorite teams. He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.13.

In 7th is Kevin. Really tough week for his favorite teams. He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.37.

In 8th is Ethan. Again! Nice man! Maybe he was the one that was high. He went 1-8-1 and lost $0.46.

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Week 12 is going to be a week that most everyone overlooks because of Week 13! Don’t let your guard down though! Please still try hard! And if you don’t, well I see you in court motherfuck.

Results are below!