Finally, after 3 weeks, I made it back to the gym. My body feels like a warm stick of butter being held together by a rubber band. But damnit, I will persevere. Isn’t that what life’s all about? Perseverance?

It’s been a few tough weeks (months) for MSU, but they’re still choppin’. Ohio State has had a tough time with their run game, but they’re making adjustments. Sean Clifford can still walk. Michigan has a shaky passing game, but JJ is still slangin’ that thang. We all need to keep forging ahead. I mean heck, Jonny is forging ahead of us in the rankings all while [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] at [REDACTED].

(also we need to keep going cuz this weekend is sort of boring)

***

SHOWTIME

Ok so Ohio State plays Indiana (on BIG NEWN), and the Buckeyes better win by 77 or I will be unsatisfied. What have I become?

Next is Rutgers (back to buttger status) versus Michigan State! Who’s less ass? Will we actually find out by the end of this game? I’m thinking no.

At 3:30 is Maryland vs. Penn State! Being a Penn State fan is tiring man. How do people do it.

Also at 3:30 is Now That’s What I Call 90’s Football: Nebraska vs. Michigan! In honor of their heritage, they should just tie. Just like in 1997.

And finally, your UNDEFEATED, #1 RANKED, EXTREMELY RELEVANT AND HANDSOME GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL TEAM hosts cross-town rival and commuter school, Davenport. One week until the playoffs LFG!!!

NFL x WTS Bets

My therapist has recommended that I move on from areas of life that bring more pain than joy/constructive growth. Therefore, I will let the Lions live their lives with my support from afar.