Week 10 (Return to Monke Edition)
It has been a chaotic and stressful two weeks at the Commissioner’s office of WTS Bets and the NFL. I would definitely take Rog’s salary, but I’m glad I don’t have to deal with his issues. Although, vaccine conspiracy and anti-vaxx stances have bled into my office here in Lansing. Good thing my union made “unity” t shirts after spewing vaccine lies in an official statement. Do I have a shirt, you ask? Yes, I do. Maybe I should give it to Aaron Rodgers instead of this trash can. He seems to consume more garbage anyway. But bright side (similar to Jonny’s new teeth), I may be promoted to Senior Accountant next week. Goodbye life.
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This week’s slate of games doesn’t feel trap-ish at all. Due to the incredibly unbiased nature of the CFP Committee, the games should end in mostly chalk. No way did they incorrectly rank teams. They’re a bunch of old white dudes, name one time a group of them have gotten it wrong.
Oh hold on I’m getting some new info now….mhm..I see..ok.
I’ve been informed that the answer is “every time.” Interesting.
What’s really interesting though, is the MSU Football team. Ranked #3 heading into the despair-adled pit of doom that is the Purdue campus. No highly ranked team gets out alive, or unscathed. Will Mel Tucker (future HC of the LSU Tigers [geaux tigahs]) escape? Will K9 solidify his position as Heisman favorite? Or will PURDUE PETE consume their souls?
Ohio State faces off against Nebraska on Scott Frost Day (of all days). Can Ohio State get back on track offensively? And will their Athletic Department ever return my calls? I just want to collab.
Michigan plays a very boring, very bad Indiana team. So, it’ll be a close one.
CMU took home the smallest cannon known to man against Western on Wednesday. Fire up (those anti-depressants). What a choke job by the Broncs ☹
NFL x WTS Bets
The Lions are mercifully on a bye.
The now OBJ-less Browns take on the Bengals. Are the Browns better off without Odell? Their dance moves and fashion sense got worse though smh.
The Steelers take on the INCOMPETENT Chicago Bears. Free my boy Justin.
