Week 11 (Peter 2: Electric Purdue-loo Edition)
The West, Manifest Destiny, power and industry, Thomas. All of these things that built this country into the powerhouse that it is today have one thing in common: Train Power.
The United States would be unrecognizable without the use and success of locomotive innovation and power. It is a force that changed history, reshaped lives, and forged a path into the future. Similarly, Purdue does this on the football field about once every 2-3 years. However, this year they have already changed the course of the season TWICE. Trains are underrated today, as they aren’t as glamorous as planes that soar through the air, or as awe inspiring as the tankers that traverse the seas. YET, without trains, we would be a shell of ourselves. Thank you for your service, trains. Thank you, Purdue.
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But we’ve had enough of trains, right? We can end all these shenanigans this week in particular. Ok? Ok.
The Buckeyes host ranked Purdue in what should shape up to be a rather boring game since Purdue no longer has its devil train magic due to that pesky number next to their name.
Michigan travels to Beaver Stadium to square off against the bi-polar Nittany Lions. Are they good? Are they horrible? I’m so confused.
MSU hosts Maryland. Let’s hope MSU can show they are the “more complete team” this week so Maryland doesn’t jump them in the rankings also.
Shoutout to CMU and Western for handling business during the MACTION Tuesday and Wednesday.
Finally, Grand Valley ends their season hosting Davenport before heading into the postseason tournament. We must salt the earth.
NFL x WTS Bets
Ugh, the Lions are back. Idk who they even play, but hopefully Dan Campbell does something fun.
……oh, we play the Steelers? Goodnight.
The BRWONS play GVSU Legend and All Pro Defensive End, Matthew Judon and the Patriots in New England. Browns win 38-24 but Judon gets 3 sacks.
