Oct 25

Oct 25 Week 8 Results

This is not a good sign, but as the weeks roll by I am getting cockier and cockier. It just means it will all come crashing down in agonizingly embarrassing fashion. But for now, we’re feeling great!

Ohio State sonned Indiana for crying about their “stolen” B1G title last year. The best defense we saw in Bloomington over the weekend was from Mother Nature. Yawn.

I saw a Michigan player block a punt right in our faces at the Big House, so that was pretty dope. Northwestern sucks. Go build another library or something, nerds.

Like I told you, MSU moved up the AP Poll because….

Penn State did that against Illinois. Unsurprising though. As Illinois has a nationally renowned Veterinary School so they know how to euthanize dying animals.

Speaking of dead animals. Western is on the way to the glue factory.

CMU lost a banger to Rocky Lombardi. Rocky now needs to only collect a few more Michigan school W’s before he evolves into his finally form: Boulder Lombardi.

GVSU won again and got on ESPN because our QB is the literal definition of “Fuck it I’m goin’ deep.”

NFL TIME

Lions played the most insipred football I’ve seen all year against Stafford and the Rams. However, our current QB has spilled Mega Bloks for brains, and we’re just not that good.

RESULTS

Honestly, how could he lose after posting this picture.

Your Week 8 winner is:

Jonathan

I should have known that the most fiscally conservative, and risk-averse person in the league would do well when it came to punting. He got the Large Considerable right, and won $1.67.

In 2nd is K8! Horrible week for her tbh. Won $1.59 and couldn’t get a W. Same as her school. However she did slightly pull ahead of Jonathan overall as she got more questions correct. I-L-L

In 3rd is Matthew! I won $1.39 and pulled even further ahead in the overall standings. Let’s get it, I’m on a roll.

In 4th is Benj! He won $0.72 and had a great view of the Michigan Northwestern drubbing. First time at the Big House that he didn’t get peed on too.

In 5th is Kevin! I really think he’s getting the hang of this betting thing after 3 years. He won $0.48 and moved up the overall standings as well.

In 6th is Sully! He won $0.31. That’s known as a D’ernest Johnson Plus One.

In 7th is Nick! He lost $0.10. Do not take his betting advice. Do take his movie advice. DUNE here we come 😎.

In Last Place is Christopher. Another week, another Chris forgetting to place their bets. When will this country do something about their Christopher problem? He lost $0.50.

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GAMEDAY IS COMING TO EAST LANISNG. GET YOUR COUCHES. GET YOUR LIGHTER FLUID. GET YOUR FATHER’S ATTORNEYS READY. IT’S FELONY TIME. Cedar Village is on warning.

Actually lets just burn all of Cedar Village. Would be a win-win.

Results are below.