Oct 14

Oct 14 Week 5 Results

💥🚨DAWG CHECK🚨💥

This is now a Cleveland Browns blog.

What time to be a Browns fan right? As a lifelong Browns fan since October 4, 2020, I am so proud of how this team has gelled. Winning makes everything better, and boy are things good. I feel sorry for those who have to continue to root for underperforming, and embarrassing franchises. Couldn’t be me.

If I were the Detroit Lions, I would simply liquidate.

MANHATTAN, NY. (October 14, 2020) — The following statement was released today by Jonathan Koval, through his personal attorney and business manager Kaitlin McDougal, Chairman of McDougal Associates Management Enterprises, Inc. ("MAME") located in Hookstown, PA, in response to questions about his future career plans:

"I'm back."

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This week was good for everyone (Not Benj). But most especially to Jonathan.

He is our 1st Place winner with $0.66! He is officially back in the driver’s seat of Season 4. He has now won in back-to-back weeks, and pulled further ahead of the pack. MJ, LeBron, Jon. They are inevitable.

In 2nd Place is yours truly!! FINALLY. Good lord. I won $0.60, and am finally back in the black! Still in last place though, go me.

In 3rd, we have Sully with $0.48! Another great week for the Cleveland legend. He is still in 2nd Place overall, and still a Pippen.

In 4th is Christopher! He won $0.47! It’s the return of the MAC, so watch for him.

In 5th is Kevin with $0.37! That quarantine beard is finally paying dividends! The powers of the beard are blessing Kevin. Will they continue to grace him?

In 6th Place is Kait! Although she is near the rear, she still won $0.30! A solid performance as she powers through the overall rankings.

Finally, in 7th is Benj! He won nothing! But he also lost nothing! That’s right he finished with a smooth $0.00. Good job Benj, like the Lions, you couldn’t be hurt this week.

Good job everyone, best week yet!

Results are below, and the slides show who was correct for each bet.