Oct 20

Oct 20 Week 6 Results

Well it’s cold outside again, and Baker looks like corpse out there. Gotta love fall traditions. We should have this be a Browns blog forever and see if the Lions go undefeated. Our reverse psychology may be working on our Pumpkin-Left-Out-In-The-Rain-Too-Long Head Coach.

The Lions did it!! We beat a horrible team! Swift is a legit RB1 and Okudah looked much improved. Stafford stopped playing hero ball (He is once again a Top 6 QB, Jonny). The defense did normal defensive things?? They were so defensive out there I thought I was watching Benj deflect an insult.

As for our Browns…………yikes. Might be time to move on from #6. Kait’s team is unbelievably well-rounded, and I’d be happier for her if their Sentient Sausage of a QB wasn’t still playing. I mean my Dad is blind and can still see that Big Ben is awful. Or as Kevin says, handsome.

A big bright spot for our Cleveland native this week is that he hit The Big Huge and came in 1st Place!

S U L L Y GO BROWNS is your Week 6 winner! He reeled in $1.02 even though the dawgs got whipped. An added bonus is that he leap-frogged Jonny for 1st Place Overall as well!

In 2nd is Kait! She won $0.71, voted, and celebrated her dad’s birthday all in one weekend. She can do it all.

In 3rd is our own corporate Twitter account!! Jonny won $0.41 and made sure to not ruffle any feathers in the process.

In 4th is Christopher! He won $0.20. Second week in a row that he has finished 4th! These are his best performances this season so far. Can he make it a 3 peat?

In 5th is I, the Commissioner. I lost $0.16 and am once again asking myself why I keep doing this.

In 6th is Kevin! He lost $0.19 and did it in style. I mean his beard still looks great.

Finally, in last YET AGAIN, is the Piano Man himself. He lost a rather brutal $0.30. Pretty on brand to have such an embarrassing loss now that U of M is back. Go Blue am I right.

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK FOR US THIS WEEK! GET EXCITED, GET LOUD, GET BACK INTO THIS UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HOLD SO NEAR AND DEAR TO OUR HEARTS.

One note for next week. With the success of our NFL venture, the Top 25 questions will be replaced with our favorite NFL teams. We will have 3-4 questions centered around the Browns, the Browns, and the Browns. I am excited.

Results are below, and the slides show who was correct for each bet.