Season /// Week 5 (FTC Edition)

Get out the guac and queso, it’s time to crush some chips!! That’s right, it’s the first rivalry week of the season, and it couldn’t have come at a better time for Christopher and Kevin! CMU faces off against Western at noon on Saturday. If this game was a meal, we’d all definitely have food poisoning afterward. Hopefully Christopher doesn’t get blackout and try to fight the frat bros from Central again. And Kevin, I hope Kaden has an outfit for good luck. Elsewhere, Michigan hosts Rutgers for title of Best Academic Institution With The Worst Football Program! Rutgers is looking to go back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Indiana travels to East Lansing to participate in yet another affront to humanity. Otterbein. GVSU travels to the UP to beat up some Mega Nerds (Hey Ethan). And finally, the Buckeyes face off against the greatest program of the 90’s, Nebraska. A very fun weekend that most of us will miss because we will be moving furniture.

Our league is looking very interesting this week! Chris has fallen quite a bit, but can he make a comeback during the end of month distractions?? God I have so much work to do. Jonathan has begun his slow creep back to the top, and Christopher is doing the same. Kevin may have figured out this whole betting thing finally. Benjamin is having a banner year. Kait. And I really need to have a good week this time around.

TO THE BETS

Don’t let your emotions fog your judgement this week (That’s how Anakin became Darth Vader). Good luck to everyone! And as always, Fuck The Chips.