Season /// Week 4 (Milk & Boats Edition)

Can we even begin to be better than last week?? It was such a peak B1G week. Horrific football, very little entertainment, and lots of losses. LOTS of losses. Chris & Chris both took big L’s as well, but that’s in the past. We have more shade to throw this week. Michigan limps back to life and faces Wisconsin. They should be very afraid for this Top 25 matchup because people from there actually enjoy drinking tall glasses of milk. They’re sociopaths. Central travels to Miami to slap up some rich boat boys with their gruff, unwashed, Midwestern hands. MSU and Northwestern may create a time vortex on the field with how slow and grueling this game will be. Western faces off against the Syracuse Orange. Maybe this year they’ll keep it within 100. Otterbein has a football team, and GVSU is going undefeated. Finally, your Ohio State Buckeyes host the worse Miami. I don’t think they even have a single beach on campus. Nerds.

With Kevin on vacation this week, will his moment finally arrive? I believe spending over half of your day on a boat makes you better at gambling. It’s a fact. Don’t look it up. Jonathan may again show his Sports Analytics students what not to do. Kait is still very good at finishing 2nd. Chris is cheating. Benjamin can use this opportunity to ride his wave into another W hopefully. Christopher…...is participating. T&P’s.

TO THE BETS

Do we have to document our winnings on our taxes?