Season /// Week 3 (Improved Grammar Edition)

Wow, this might be the first week where someone might say they’re glad they live in Indiana. Not only is Ohio State blessing them with their presence on Saturday, BREWDOG IS OPENING A LOCATION IN INDIANAPOLIS. That’s right Kevin, they opened their doors today at 5pm so you better get there this week. A good luck charm may have just appeared for you. Speaking of good luck charms, I think Kait is Jonathan’s anti-good luck charm. Ever since she showed up, she’s dominated and he’s looked like Matt Patricia. Underperforming and limping. Let’s see if he improves. Also, let’s hope my grammar improves this week.

In week 3 we have Ohio State taking on a school whose glory days were back around World War 2. And like another team that loves that era, Indiana hasn’t beaten the Buckeyes in a very long time. Speaking of the meth addicts of the animal kingdom, they got so scared by Army that they had to take this week off. Poor guys :( hope they’re ok. The Spartans take on Arizona State who are still Firm for Herm™. If MSU wins, Coach Dantonio becomes the winningest coach in program history. He will be congratulated by LCHS sending him a donation letter that just says “Please”. CMU looks to double their win total from last year when they play Akron. So that’s a nope. Western should just show Christopher doing improv on their jumbotron, because it will be less uncomfortable than what Georgia State is about to do to those poor Broncos. Grand Valley plays a triangle, and Otterbein plays football too. Also….I’m ready to be hurt again, and would like to announce I’m back on the hype train for the Lions. Fratthew (Frat for short) Stafford will never truly hurt me. I’ll see you in the Super Bowl, Chris. 

TO THE BETS

Is Chris gonna get a 3-peat under his belt?? Can Christopher make his money taller?? Why does Jonathan like white button downs so much?? And will someone other than Kait and Chris put up a fight for god’s sake.