Season /// Week 6 (Zero Heismans Edition)
Things MSU is good at:
Saving our cats
Things MSU is not good at:
Everything else
I apologize that this week’s post is behind schedule. However, I do think it’s rather fitting since MSU has been behind the times for almost their entire existence.
What a week we have ahead of us!! Most of our league is drunk right now (Cheers), and the games are gonna get crazy! Iowa comes to the Big House to show Michigan who the real champions of the west are. Central plays another directional matchup against EMU. Otterbein is a school, and GVSU is giving out free t shirts again (gimme those). HOWEVER, the biggest matchup is obviously MSU meekly falling into the pit of darkness that will be The Shoe on Saturday night! Did you guys see the hype video that Ohio State released for this game?? No? I’ll link it (YEET) and hopefully you haven’t snapped your phone in half after watching that. The Spartans are in danger because I’m breaking out my sweatshirt for this game!!
Get Drunk
Get Rowdy
The season has officially started
TO THE BETS
I’m screaming as I type this out. Let’s go
