Season /// Week 12 (Hey That Trash Can is Playing Football Edition)
First and foremost, Rest In Peace Charles Rogers. Greatest football player out of Michigan ever. I still haven’t seen a WR with better hands than him. That tribute video is gonna be completely full of insane catches. It will also be the most entertaining part of the game unfortunately. That’s because it’s Dantonio v. Harbaugh Round 5!
This MSU team is like if you dropped a Jim Tressel team into a vat of radioactive waste and then took away their punter. Just the worst humanity can offer on the offensive side of the ball. Their opponent is actually looking pretty good too. Michigan can totally make the Gator or Outback Bowl this year. Elsewhere, in a better universe, Ohio State travels to Rutgers to show the world what is possible when you turn a nuclear bomb into a football team. Also, Western pulled off a big time win against Ohio on Tuesday (PJ who?). CMU is bowl eligible so the rest of this season is gravy baby. Otterbein is still a functioning football program. And GVSU plays their final regular season game before the playoffs start and we are coming for that crown.
I hope this bubble wrap is flame resistant, because win or lose, my town will be aflame. Go Green, Go get that couch.
TO THE BETS
Kait is already $1 ahead of everyone, because yes I can be bribed. This is a college adjacent platform after all. Drop that bag.