Season /// Week 9 (Midwestern Drunk Edition)

It’s the week of big Midwestern matchups!! Let the cheap beer flow, the MIPs stack up, and my face hit the concrete. It’s HOMECOMING! I’ll be at my LOVELY D2 school getting wasted with my sister before the fat boys of Wisconsin take on Ohio State at noon. I will be an adult at this one :/ but the last time adults were present at my homecoming, I was talking to a group of them and suddenly passed out and hit the asphalt mid sentence. Yes I was wearing my tiger onesie. Anchor Up™.

After Ohio State faces the most evil of Midwestern states (Pennsylvania notwithstanding), Penn State travels to East Lansing. And boy is this game gonna be a nightmare. Pennsylvania and Michiganders don’t mix well when alcohol, frats, and sports are involved. Elsewhere, Michigan takes on Notre Dame. It is the matchup that always brings us the most ATROCIOUS jerseys you’ll ever lay your eyes on (Bumblebees, Paninis, and Indiana style *shutter*). Western hosts Bowling Green for their brown matchup. Colors matching quality of play. CMU still exists. AND FINALLY, GVSU FACES DAVENPORT WHO ARE CHEEKS AND DON’T DESERVE TO RESIDE IN GRAND RAPIDS. They are a fake online school and their logo looks deformed. Take that cat to the vet already.

TO THE BETS

Ibuprofen or I be puking