March Chadness
Ah, March, the most wonderful time of the year. With the tournament about to commence, we're only weeks away from our real celebration, Kait’s birthday. I expect you all to act accordingly. I understand I wasn’t the first choice to write this intro, and that’s okay. Considering I likely watch the least amount of basketball in the group, I’m wondering how far down the roster Matthew really had to go for this. Nonetheless, put me in coach! I’m going to give it my best SHOT. Get it?
Gonzaga is a #1 seed, what’s new? Will Duke have a chance to take them out during Coach K’s last dance? Not if Tom Izzo has anything to say about it. The Spartans fought their way through much of the B1G tournament against formidable opponents. Can they continue the momentum? Stay calm and go green on.
Arizona’s back, post Sean Miller, and that kinda sucks because he was from my part of West Virginia. The Wildcats are looking good with longtime Gonzaga assistant behind the wheel. Speaking of wheels, there are definitely more doors in this world.
Ohio State comes out of the B1G tournament wounded. Really, Penn State? The team I wouldn’t go see even with a student discount? Hopefully the early upset is out of their system, and the Bucks are ready to play until the game is actually over. As they take on Sister Jean, the boys should remember you never let a woman finish first.
Michigan is an #11 seed and Indiana has a play-in. Make it make sense. I’d really like this explained to me by a U of M faithful. Does anyone have Chris Castellani’s number? Moving onto more B1G teams that I don’t care about, the Boilermakers Purdidn’t in the conference tourney but can they Purdue when it really matters? The Iowa Hawkeyes are your B1G tournament champs, and we can only hope they don’t embarrass us.
There are lots more teams that I know nothing about! After winning absolutely nothing during the football season, can I win the prize this time? Considering Bre smacked us all last year, anything is possible! Here’s to upsets galore, lots of Bud Light Hard Sodas, and crying yourself to sleep. Oh, that’s just me? Never mind... WELCOME TO MARCH MALICE!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I work with student athletes so please don’t tell the NCAA about this pls thx
The official bracket is below if you like to follow along via our website.
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/bracket
Here is an extra link to our bracket challenge for all you procrastinators out there.
https://sleeper.app/i/QAeXBdqgKW8P
