March March March
MARCH!!!
Welcome back everyone! Another spectacular tournament is ahead of us! Although, this year is quite different than the past few. Or really, it’s the distillation of the previous few? The Holtmanning has been off the charts this year. Ohio State Basketball is the saddest it’s been since Thad was fired. And even then at least we were above .500. Pretty hilarious that this team almost made it to the tournament as a THIRTEEN seed in the Big Ten Tournament lmfao. Also bring back the Pinwheel you morons!!! The new logo is a plague upon our houses and our eyes.
LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!
All right, so I know this is normally when everyone decides to pay attention to basketball for the first time all year. Most years that’s fine because I can give a great rundown thanks to my college basketball podcast I listen to. But, alas, my favorite duo broke up like N’SYNC 😞. And right before the tournament too. RIP Titus & Tate. You will be missed. So, this year we’re flying blind folks!! Alabama is good I guess?? Houston is #1?? There are only TWO Big Ten teams ranked in the Top 25, and they’re both from Indiana. Go figure (Hoosiers sucks as a movie btw fight me).
Here are some quick (and probably wildly inaccurate) blurbs for our favorite teams!
Penn State was thiiiiiiiiiis close to winning the Big Ten Tournament. But, it’s a rule that Zach Edey doesn’t ever commit fouls. Never ever. Not even once. The Nittany Lions will be a fun team to watch in the tourney though.
MSU is very literally going to be the death of Tom Izzo. He needs to relax. But also his players seem to not listen to him anymore? Very odd. Nick can maybe shed some more light on this team but they seem pretty bad!! Therefore, they will make it to the Sweet 16 at the very least. Also, Tom call me I’m interested in that snazzy quarter zip.
Michigan will not be going dancing. Hunter Dickinson will be taking his mega cringe personality to the NIT. Fitting I know.
Ohio State straight up sucks big doody. Holtmann doesn’t know what defense is, but also somehow doesn’t know how to break a press. Would be cool to have Bronny on the team next year, but I need Chris outta here man. Where art thou, Thad?
Same setup as last year for our pool, by the way! You get 2 entries, and we are using the Sleeper app! The app itself will help if you have questions/don’t know what basketball is!!
Let’s have fun out there ok guys? Win on 3!!
The official bracket is below if you like to follow along via our website.
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/bracket
Here is an extra link to our bracket challenge for all you procrastinators out there.
https://sleeper.app/i/EPn6PXz4KdR0
