March Madness Opening Rounds Review
It’s March. It’s Madness. It’s MARCH MADNESS. Coming from someone who shits on basketball every other month of the year, I’m pretty hype. Even my “upset city” bracket wasn’t upsetting enough. We’re two rounds in, and to quickly recap: Jesus schools are good, the B1G is not, and Gonzaga is basketball god.
Only one team has been dunked on by COVID so far. And as we are trying to unsee the unspeakable things the Ducks did to the Hawkeyes, I think it’s fair for Jonny to stop bitching about the point he lost by picking VCU. Speaking of the B1G, let’s not. Our literal only hope is Michigan, official basketball school. To make matters worse, the Bucks got exposed, Bill Clinton style. But the Blowjob Bobs also took down Florida, so it’s less embarrassing I guess. Illinois lost to a 101 year old woman??? Rutger put up a valiant effort yet fell one letter short. Wisconsin did their best. Maryland was there.
Your standings so far:
Benj and Kevin are tied for 1st? What is this? band camp? These two are also in 3rd & 5th place, respectively. Just absolutely dominating. Benj is also the only person to pick an overall winner other than the Zags who is still in the tournament.
My upset brack is 2nd with a current max score of 80 so safe to say that’s as irrelevant as my bball analysis.
Threesome in 300 (Sully, Jonny, Kait) is tied for 6th + Albino Dad. Jolly group, just don’t tell Jim about that first part pls thx.
Moving onto 10th, Bre makes an appearance with an unfinished bracket I think?? Girl. She’s also in 13th though! Not too shabby for us making her do this last min.
#ForRocky taking the 11th spot. May he live forever in our hearts.
Christopher rolls in at 12th and 14th. With both of his Natty winners already out, he’ll probably be staying there awhile.
Jonny is also in 15th with a bracket currently holding the lowest possible points at 43. Dreamers dream.
Bringing us across the finish line is Matthew! He has managed to be even worse at this than the actual bets he makes up. His brackets round us out in last place and last last place.
See you all back in the chat today for the Sweet 16!
Xoxo,
Co-commish
