Well yes, the Tigers lost. But have you considered shutting up about it? I’m having a good weekend ok?

Bre and I did many fun Fall things this weekend. Went to a pumpkin patch, an apple orchard, a cider mill, and also got some sweet sweet cinnamon apple donuts. Going to all of these places made me realize I need way more Fall clothes. I basically only have one jacket I can turn to for all of my outfits. Very one dimensional on my part.

Only one thing to turn to.

One thing?

What’s Dr. Blitz, Wink Martindale up to this weekend?

THE RUNDOWN

Heh.

Imagine rooting for a team that lost this past weekend. Those of us bathed in the light of the lord cannot relate.

Your THE Ohio State Buckeyes turned their playbook to “The Good Plays” after halftime against Iowa and dispatched the Hawkeyes with ease. A VERY dominant performance by the Offensive Line, and Emeka Egbuka. And of course, JJ Smith is not the second coming of christ, because I think he is just god. Fun stuff.

MSU put up a fight against Oregon for a few minutes and then remembered they’re supposed to be dog water still. Those red zone interceptions on defense have me #noticing some things though. Also, Aidan Chiles would make me walk into traffic if he were my QB. Lots of upside though!!

North Carolina lost to the Nard Dog. It’s extension time for Narduzzi. Hail to Pitt. And Mack’s old ass needs to be thrown into one.

Western stared the chaos god Maction in the face and didn’t blink. I don’t think horses actually can, but that’s not the point. Great win against Ball State. #EAT!

GVSU still runs Grand Rapids. Davenport sucks. Frauds, not a real school, terrible mascot, ugly campus, etc.

Michigan. Uh………are you…….are you dogshit? Three first round draft picks on defense, the supposed best DB in all of CFB and cannot defend against the pass at all. Feels like the before times. Wait a second I’m connecting some dots hold on.

NFL

Have the Panthers considered joining the CFL instead? Maybe then they’d get to .500. Sheesh.

CJ Stroud, YOU are the anointed one.

RESULTS

The 90’s Bulls. The 00’s Lakers, Christopher in Season 8. It’s a Three-peat folks.

Your Week 6 winner is:

Christopher

That’s a triple! Christopher didn’t even have a good week when it comes to the Win/Loss record, but he’s too hot to stop. Call him Jeremiah Smith because it’s every week with him. Christopher also vaulted Jonny in the standings and is #1 Overall!! Hang the banner!! He went 3-7 and won $1.39.

In 2nd is Nick! Second in our dynasty’s championship game, and second this week in WTSBETS! Except this has real world implications! Nick had a stellar week, going 5-5 and winning $1.02! Another 2! The numbers Mason what do they mean??

In 3rd is KEVIN!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BACK UP TOP. Go buy another watch Kevin, you deserve it after such a great week. He went 4-6 and won $0.75.

In 4th is Me! Uh oh, someone is getting lukewarm!! I went 4-6 and won $0.71.

In 5th is Benj. Really liking the 5 spot so far. Sign of where Michigan will finish in the Big Ten this year? Or how many more weeks the Tigers will be in the Playoffs?? He went 5-5 and won $0.45.

In 6th is Kenneth! Not last! Not worst! However, his greatest rival, Reading Comprehension, got him again. I was unable to see it before the games started, but he chose a FCS school for the Big Huge and not a FBS school like the question stated. Brutal. He went 4-6 and won $0.27.

In 7th is Ethan! Call this one a close call. Got outta the week like the Miami Hurricanes. He went 2-8 and won $0.20.

🚨 WARNING! STINK FARTINDALE ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! 🚨

In 8th is Jonny. Is this MJ on the Wizards? Or Chris Webber on the PIstons? Or late era Miggy? Is it over for the goat? Has having a life gone too far? He went 3-7 and lost $0.27.

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I will murder Puddles. That duck is dead. See you in Week 7.

Results are below!