Thanks, Ryan. Really awesome stuff.

So glad you’re still in charge.

👍🏻

THE RUNDOWN

Cool things happening in Columbus. Love this coaching staff. Love life. It’s worth living. How is Puddles my god damn enemy now and not Dabo. This is so effed.

North Carolina won a game!! Just kidding, no they didn’t. But could you imagine if they had?? That woulda been so cool.

Central also lost. SMH. Mr. Bruewer gets to laugh at Nick for another full calendar year. Tough.

Da Broncos handled Akron easily. Which is crazy cuz normally in flooded areas Kangaroos will stand in the middle of deep water and wait for you to come in, then drown you (it’s true look it up). Not Buster though. This horribly flooded and decrepit field is his turf mothereff. Get rowed.

GVSU beat up a bunch of farmers? Miners? Truckers? Idk what you do with a Northern degree. You definitely don’t win football games with it, though.

NFL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

LIONS BITCH!!

Happy Birthday, you old racist hog boy! Oink Oink guess who just got roasted?! The Cowboys are terrible. We tried to score 4 times with our Offensive Linemen. Truly a Georges Seurat painting of pettiness. Cuz we were dotting you up big fella. Yikes!

Falcons whooped the Panthers. Why must they continue to be like this. You used to have Cam Newton!

All of my energy and goodwill to Hutch and his leg. Hope you heal up soon partner. We’ll miss ya.

RESULTS

Wow finally some parity!

Your Week 7 winner is:

Nick

Nick came through in a big way this weekend. Even though he didn’t get to see the Tigers win, he does get to see himself win for the first time in a while! He went 5-5 and won $1.09.

In 2nd is Jonny! Swagger back? Cares? He’s also back in 1st Overall! Sorry Christopher. Jonny went 3-7 and won $0.95.

In 3rd is Christopher! One of his worst weeks yet smh. All the way down to 3rd. What has he become. He went 2-8 and won $0.19.

🚨 WARNING! RYAN DAY BIG GAME ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! 🚨

In 4th is Kevin. Not bad honestly. But he didn’t specify his Big Huge pick until much too late. He went 3-7 and lost $0.05.

In 5th is Me. Feeling good. Feeling vibrant. I went 2-8 and lost $0.05.

In 6th is Ethan. These road bets are starting to get to him I think. Another rough finish to the week. He went 3-7 and lost $0.15.

In 7th is Kenneth. Starting to look like the Panthers over here buddy! He went 3-7 and lost $0.23.

In 8th is Benj. Some good some bad for him this weekend. This was part of the bad. He went 2-8 and lost $0.65.

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I’ll be in NYC this coming weekend. So that means we have our guest contributors this week! Get ready to learn slightly different but rather similar humor and style buddy!

Results are below!