Benj, you should just skip to the end. Read at your own risk. Seriously, you will get upset.

It’s that week once again.

THE Ohio State Buckeyes versus the Wolverines. In Ann Arbor. Will the Wolverines play fair on this occasion? Well, if they do, we have history to show us how it goes. The rivalry finally has extra juice like the Ten Year War days, and I for one, couldn’t be happier. Plus, this iteration looks to be the fiercest in a long, long while. I can’t think of another year where each side had this kind of toxicity and bitterness towards each other. Wonder why? Is it because the Wolverine’s Golden Boy/False Prophet got so desperate to beat his biggest rival that he turned a blind eye to the biggest cheating operation of the 21st Century? Is it because they JUST. COULDN’T. HANDLE. IT for another year? Because look, if I was on the side that only had half of a Natty since before the Korean War, I’d want to change things too. I’d be at the end the proverbial rope. Hell, if our squad over the past 25 years was only known for losing to FCS football schools, losing in Bowls, bragging about SAT scores, and hiring coaches that clap too often, I’d need to be institutionalized.

You’re saying the Leaders and Best haven’t seen any sort of national trophy in their hands since before 9/11? That’s tough. Not even a Rose Bowl? Just Gator Bowls huh? Well, at least they have their integrity.

Oh wait.

Well, at least they have had fewer scandals than Ohio State while not winning anything? Oh shoot, that’s not true either. Huh. Well idk. Perhaps the fanbase and school that continuously believes they are the brightest, holiest - and are conceited beyond rehabilitation - will take an inward look and fix what went wrong.

Or they could turn into GoBlueAnon and harrass every person not brainwashed by Harbaugh.

We are seeing the dying throes of a once great college football giant. Scratching and clawing, fighting desperately to loosen the grip of death. Yearning, NEEDING to be put down peacefully. Hopefully, the Buckeyes can oblige on Saturday.

LET’S GO

On FRIDAY (??) at 7:30, Penn State travels to East Lansing to play the Spartans! Anyone wanna go? lol Kait could talk trash to Kevin, Nick, and Ethan in person.

Central hosts Toledo at noon on Friday as well. Toledo about to destroy those Chips.

BIG NOON. You know what’s going down. BUCKEYES!

Then at 1:00, GVSU takes on a school that Kait would definitely have been depressed at. Pitt State! The Gorillas are very good. But if you’ve seen Tarzan, you know what happens when they confront large, sea-faring guys. RIP Kerchak, Anchor Up.

Western had their doors blown off by BGSU yesterday.

NFL x WTSBETS

Is this the best Thanksgiving for the Lions in our lives so far? I honestly think it is. The Gritty Boys are favored against the Packers. We’re EIGHT AND TWO!! JFK WAS IN OFFICE WHEN THE LIONS LAST DID THIS!! And I hope it’s like the one Thanksgiving where Brett Favre threw like 5 INTs. The defense leading the way would be wonderful, because they have looked not great recently. Besides Hutch of course. He is a wrecking crew still.

NO THIRTEENTH LETTER USED YET AGAIN! LIGHT WORK NO REACTION.

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving with whoever you celebrate with this week! I’ll see a few of y’all soon. Happy Thanksgiving.