What’s up gang.

I am completely off my rocker from muscle relaxers right now. So, if this preview is out of pocket more than usual, that’s why.

The beginning of this week saw us say farewell to the greatest modern hitter in baseball history. I’ll miss you Miggy, and baseball will never be the same. With his retirement, it made me a bit nostalgic and I took a trip down memory lane in his honor. The last magical season the Tigers had was 2012 (since 2013 ended so horribly), and it was such a fun journey all they way to the end. Even though it’s Fuck Buster Posey in this house forever, I do miss that era. Miggy was in peak demi-god form, I didn’t need a job yet, Buffalo Wild Wings was THE spot for playoff baseball, and Ohio State was exceeding expectations with their new coach.

I need to take a moment to reiterate how lit B Dubs was for a time. Beer for $4 (lord bring it back). You could drink so much Diet Coke for no extra charge that it would shave decades off your life. The one in Grand Rapids was a massive reason for the resurgence of the stadium and downtown area! GVSU’s Econ Department found that they made downtown GR popular!! Crazy stuff.

What were y’all up to in 2012? Let me know in the chat.

Also, please enjoy one of my favorite moments at B Dubs.

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We FINALLY have another BIG NOON on our hands. Your THE Ohio State Buckeyes host Maryland at The Shoe! In 2012, Maryland was 2 years away from playing Big Ten football, and OSU and I were also 2 years away from our best year ever. Buckeyes Natty and #1 GPA in the Econ department that year babyyyyyy. Eat shit Connor.

Also at noon, Western travels to The Sip to maybe eat a bulldog? It’s unclear. I know Western is struggling currently but, guys…horses are much better to eat. Don’t walk away from me Buster.

Then, at 12:30pm, the school Kait should be helping me get into right now plays Marist! That legit doesn’t even sounds like a real school. Columbia is also home to Spider-Man so I’m goin with them.

Next, at 2pm, CMU travels to the trashy part of the Great Lakes (no not Cleveland, good guess) to take on Buffalo! Buffalo is total salted earth trash this year. Central wins easily here.

Also just remembered that Bruce Almighty takes place in Buffalo. Imagine being a well-paid newscaster who bagged JENNIFER ANISTON in a place like Buffalo and feeling sorry for yourself instead of feeling like you won the lottery. Bozo behavior.

Finally, at 7:30pm, Michigan meets PJ Fleck in Minnesota to play the Golden Gophers. *lights american spirit cigarette and takes profund drag* you ever watch a squirrel get beaten to death with a paddle? Well I have and it was in a series called Happy Tree Friends.

MSU is on bye and PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT URBAN MEYER TO MSU!! Are you people too dense to realize he won’t bring you a national championship anymore? He’s washed up. Also, y’all hated Dantonio for being too loyal to his friends/assistants??? DO YOU KNOW HOW URBAN OPERATES?? YOU TOTAL IGNORANT BUFFOONS.

Penn State also on bye.

NFL x WTSBETS

This Lions team will fuck your wife.

Bryce Young is about to have “Bust” labels follow him forever after this game. Hutch and that D-Line will have 20 sacks on the day at minimum. And my 2nd (maybe 3rd) favorite Lions QB is going to throw 42 TDs against Carolina’s charmin soft defense.

The Steelers (pray for Kait y’all) host the Ravens in Acrisure Stadium. Shoutout Grand Rapids once again. Speaking of which, the Grand Rapids Rampage of Arena League past could give this Steelers team a fight. Hopefully Joey Porter Jr. balls still.

Gotta highlight CJ Stroud again because he’s playing the Falcons this week. Christopher gets to watch Stroud eviscerate those dirty birds live! Pretty cool!