Flip that calendar.

Halloween season is officially over. It’s motherfucking Turkey Time in this establishment. Do you like cozy evenings?? Spiced wine?? Pumpkin Pie?? Passing out on the couch without any judgement whatsoever? Well, this is the season for you. I am of the opinion that Thanksgiving is the best holiday. Christmas is great, sure. Lots of cultural influence here. Obviously, you all know I am a ‘Tonixhead. But, Thanksgiving is just such a vibe. You get a long weekend to come home and see family (or host family), eat great food, drink without consequence, and watch the best football games of the year the whole time.

I am already looking forward to the bar crawl or wine tasting. It’s November y’all!!

SHOWTIME

First up, on CBS at noon, YOUR NUMBER ONE RANKED THEEE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES (g’buck) travel to PISS-cataway to (hopefully) stomp out the Scarlet Knights. Also, a new nickname has been born thanks to Marv. Honda McCord. Some use it as an insult, but that’s one of the most reliable and safest cars out there. So you’re saying he’s gonna be a smart QB and reliable for us? Cool, it’s better than a Day-cia Sandero.

Also at noon, we have MSU hosting Nebraska. It is going to be one of the football games of all time. Will I watch? Eh, maybe. I heard it’s better to watch MSU through a google drive folder though.

Next, at 12:30, Columbia hosts Harvard. Harvard is unfortunately located in Massachusetts. Columbia is located in THE GREATEST CITY ON EARTH NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY BABY SO NICE THEY NAMED IT TWICE THE BIG APPLE IM WALKIN HERE. Go Lions.

Later, GVSU travels to Detroit to play Wayne State at 1pm! Good thing Wayne State has an excellent Medical School. They’ll need it after the Lakers whoop ‘em. Also can you guys check Louie out? I’m worried he had a stroke.

Then at 3:30, Penn State travels to Maryland, and this one has trouble for PSU written all over it! James, look at me. James! Look. At. Me. They’re not September Maryland anymore. You can beat them! Just chuck that thing downfield and see what happens! Try it.

Finally, at 7:30pm, the Wolverines are back from their bye to play Purdue! EVERYTHING IS FINE SHUT UP ABOUT IT OK???!!!!! Michigan wins by 50 then moves down in the CFP rankings next week.

NFL x WTSBETS

Lions are on a bye, so it’s just the Steelers this week! AWESOME!!! However, our resident Pittsburgh Expert has spared us from watching Matt Canada and Football Terrorism. No NFL questions this week! It’s just the OG CFB days!