Roses are red

Never hit your wife

Fall themed mimosas give me life

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The Buckeyes had their most complete game this past weekend. That defense ballin. Oh yeah. No Spoilermakers unless it’s against Urbs, baby. Also, I think we should free Dallan Hayden. He is too good to let ride the pine. Onto Penn State.

Michigan crushed again. They are extremely complete, but extremely boring. Will they get the #1 Rank before the end of November? Unclear, but they deserve it.

We’re just not gonna talk about MSU.

Central beat them kangaroos something personal. Zip goes the body bag.

Western :(

Columbia lost to Penn. SAD!

GVSU whoopity whooped Ferris State. Go back to your trailer trash town losers!

NFL

BEST TEAM IN THE NFL!! FUCK YOU BAKER. LIONS, DAN, AND BRAD ARE YOUR DADDY. EAGLES AND 49ERS HAVE NO CLUTCH GENE. NICE KICK MOODY WHERE’D YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT?? THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF?? HURTS DON’T IT JALEN?? DUMBASSES. HATERS GONNA HATE, LIONS GONNA DOMINATE!! ROAR XD

RESULTS

BUSTER’S REVENGE

Your Week 7 winner is:

Christopher

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss says “Carné uh what?” Christopher says suh motherfuckers! Back in the Winner’s Circle, and for the first time this season!! Falcons vibes can’t keep him down forever. That Lions energy is too strong. He went 4-5-1 and won $0.14.

In 2nd is Jonny! Reach out some time, buddy. We’re worried about you! He went 2-7-1 and won $0.05.

In 3rd Nick! Strong, strong week all around. Most questions correct, and he didn’t even hit the BH. Is it because no wedding this weekend?? He went 6-3-1 and won $0.03.

🚨 WARNING! BAKER MAYFIELD ZONE AHEAD!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 🚨

In 4th is Kait. She didn’t get triggered by Drunk Benj, but it looks like she wasn’t totally focused. Is she Kenny Picketting this season? She went 3-6-1 and lost $0.03

In 5th is Benj. Now that he’s in 1st Overall, he doesn’t know how to behave. Act like you’ve been there before Benjamin! He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.05.

In 6th is KEVIN!!!!! NOT LAST! I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE!! RINGZ ERNEH!!!! He went 3-6-1 and lost $0.10.

In 7th is The Commish. I was too busy yelling “yatta! •⩊•” while taking cute pics and apple orchards this weekend. I went 4-5-1 and lost $0.24.

In 8th is Ethan. The other person in Indiana a lot also places last?? Coincidence? Absolutely not. Indiana is a curse. He went 3-6-1 and lost $0.27.

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RIVALRY WEEEEEEK!!!!! Spartans versus Skunky Boys. The Non-Rivalry of Penn State versus the Buckeyes!! Please don’t make me sad, Football Gods!!!

Results are below!