Life is always full of wonders.

Mysteries of life and the world surrounding us make for a spirited and positive existence. Many times during our journey, we will take a moment to reflect and realize just how interesting our lives have been up to that point, and what’s made it so special. One of those moments was during this past weekend for me. Was it because of my family? Sure. Was it because I was seeing the Bucks again? Yeah I guess. But the real thing that made me feel special was wearing my 1 of 1, drippy to the max windbreaker for the first real time outside.

I did it to em, and you know I had to.

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Who else had that energy this past weekend? Well both Jonny and Christopher of course with their fits as well. But, Miyan Williams REALLY. That man is a high speed tank wearing shoulder pads, and I cannot believe he hasn’t hurt anyone yet. Also, fuck you Greg Schiano you deserved to get embarrassed with your sorry ass “played the right way“ mentality. OSU a lot, Rutgers very little.

Michigan (and a colleague of mine) travelled to Iowa and played yet another SNOOZER. Big Noon. More like Big Yawn *applause*

Your Nittany Lions beat up on some unionized nerds from Evanston 17-7. Was also a herculean effort to watch this whole game my goodness.

MSU. Uh. Got one week closer to ending the season? Silver lining, I think?

Gotta pour one out for the Chips’ season and for Fetty Wap’s career. They’re both over. CMU got Fetty Wapped 17-38. Yeaaaaaah Baby 😔

Western took care of business against New Hampshire 44-7. BRONCOS COUNTRY

GVSU showed the FAKE valley school, SVSU, who the REAL valley is. Lakers 29-10. Now it’s Ferris week and I’m shaking in my boots.

NFL Time

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

RESULTS

A very tough week for the league overall. And you know what happens when things get tough? That’s right, the #BossBabes step up.

Your Week 5 winner is:

Kait

Hm ok something must be wrong with my numbers. It doesn’t say “Runner Up” next to Kait’s name. Huh oh well. She went 5-4-1, won $0.33, and is now #1 Overall! Somebody get Christopher some milk.

In 2nd is Nick! Best finish of the season so far! At least one football related thing is going relatively well for him! He went 5-4-1 and won $0.07.

In 3rd is Jonny! His Apple Watch isn’t the only thing he lost this past weekend. He also lost exactly one Penny. He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.01.

In 4th is Christopher! I think his weekend was a win overall just thanks to his new windbreaker (windbreaker gang rise up). He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.16.

In 5th is Kevin! HE DID IT!!!! I’M SO PROUD OF HIM! He set out to accomplish a goal and by golly he did just that. Top 5 baby. He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.22.

In 6th is Sully! He must still have some Tigers residue on him because woof what a tough stretch for him (yes I’m aware the Tigers are doing well as of late). He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.22.

In 7th is me! Everything hurts!! I went 3-6-1 and lost $0.27.

In Last Place is Benj! Yikes!! He went 1-8-1 and lost $0.67.

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GAMEDAY IS IN KANSAS AND IT’S NOT EVEN MARCH??!!? It’s gonna be a great week of college football, I can feel it. Unless of course you are a MSU fan. But can it really get any worse? I mean if Stroud only throws for 300 and 5 TDs that’s better than last year so. Plus it’s PSU vs Michigan!! James Franklin pls. Earn that contract you shouty fuck.

Results are below!