What a weekend of football. This seriously may have been one of the all-time best weekends for college football in quite some time. #1, #4, & #6 all went down in the same weekend. Plus multiple in-conference upsets! The universe was vibing. Was it because we added a new member? Possibly! Was it because I finally went tailgating at GVSU again (and my incredible outfit)? I’d say maybe since that chaotic karma had to go somewhere. I didn’t fight a single cop, steal anything, nor passed out while in the middle of a sentence (yes that happened one time). The universe needed to fuck something up with all that pent up energy, and I am glad they took it out on Dabo. You sour orange fuck. Fuck you.

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The Catholic Church was right. Protestants are illegitimate it seems, as Notre Dame took down the blasphemer, Dabo.

Speaking of unholy abominations, I had no idea what Wayne State’s mascot was until this past Saturday. And to be quite honest, I still don’t know what it is but I do know I don’t want this thing ANYWHERE near me. I mean holy shit look at this thing!!!

It’s like if Barney fell into acid like the Joker *shudders*

GVSU was a good Batman, and destroyed the Joker Barney 49-14. Time to play Davenport and win the GLIAC.

Michigan had half of a good game against Rutgers. But what a half. End of November is gonna be so god damn stressful.

Ohio State also had about half a good game against Northwestern. Let the overreactions hit as hard as that 80mph wind. My god.

MSU reminded everyone why it’s ILLINOIS and not ILINOIS.

CMU! Played a long time ago. But won! Yay!

Western played a long time ago. And lost. Frowny face.

I recently read about a poor child from Pittsburgh who fell into a wild dog exhibit at the Pittsburgh Zoo and was torn to shreds within seconds by the hounds. That visual kinda fits with the Penn State/Indiana game. Let’s not dwell on that one for too long cuz it was over fast.

NFL Time

LIONS WON THANKS TO MOST OF US IGNORING THEM!! They must have stage fright like some of us. Just leave them alone and they’ll get it done.

RESULTS

Hey so you know how I said this past weekend was awesome? Well there’s always a catch right? You all know the saying, “If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.”

Fuck

FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??

WHERE ARE YOU GOD? WHY DO THIS? WHY???

Your Week 10 winner is:

Jonathan

Jonathan is now in 2nd Place overall with a few weeks left in the season. He has gone from SEVENTH to SECOND all within basically October. He’s just out there vibin, killing twitter and my will to live one #cup at a time. He went 5-4-1 and won $0.29

*SPOILER ALERT*
Everyone else lost money (again)!

In 2nd is Kait! *DISTANT SCREAMING*. Hm wonder what that was. She went 5-4-1 and lost $0.09.

In 3rd is Ethan!! A pretty good start for newbie. Besides the whole getting questions right thing. He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.17.

In 4th is yours truly. I am a mess. Send help. I went 2-7-1 and lost $0.19.

In 5th is Nick! Two shots of cyanide bartender! He went 3-6-1 and lost $0.20.

🚨 WARNING! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A CONTAMINATED AREA! IF YOU PROCEED YOU WILL LOSE AT LEAST HALF A DOLLAR. TURN BACK WHILE THERE’S STILL TIME 🚨

In 6th is Kevin. He got the second most questions correct this weekend, but the universe LOVES just punching him right in the lungs. He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.56.

In 7th is Benjamin. He was just first half Michigan the whole time. He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.60.

In 8th is Christopher. You know how Superman has the enemy Bizarro (Bizarro Superman) and he’s the reverse of Superman? Well Christopher is basically hitting all the Bizarro Big Huges lately. He went *clears throat* 1-8-1 and lost $0.70

ERROR 404 SULLY NOT FOUND (Penalty of -$0.71)

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This coming weekend is very boring. Let’s all chill as much as possible before life turns into a nightmare during the holidays! Stay positive!!!

Results are below!