Season 6 Finale (*Ben Franklin Noises* Edition)
THIS IS IT!!
THE WTS BETS SEASON SIX FINALE!
THANKSGIVING
BUCKEYES VERSUS WOLVERINES
THE LAND GRANT TROPHY
WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS?
I don’t think this weekend has ever been this nerve-wracking. Sure 2006 was scary and had stakes just as high, but I was a young, naïve boy. Ever confident that Ohio State would always win. But that boyish innocence is long gone. Anxiety and nerves flow like stuffing and cranberry sauce this weekend.
Speaking of which, Happy Thanksgiving!! I hope you all are having a wonderful few days with those closest to you.
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THE FINALE
Here. We. Go.
The 1 week season if finally upon us. After 365 days, Ohio State has a chance to get revenge on the Wolverines, and the Wolverines have a chance to flip this rivalry totally on its head. FOX. ESPN. Gus Johnson. Lee Corso. Winner take all. Gonna go puke brb.
At 4 o’clock, the illustrious trophy that transcends CFB is up for grabs. The High School procrastinator’s woodshop project known as The Land Grant Trophy!! *activate lasers* Who wants it less? If it was filled with an extra $100,000 designated specifically for other coaches, you know Tuck would be all over it. Penn State by 40.
ALSO AT NOON! THE #1 OVERALL GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY LAKERS start their push for a FIFTH National Title in the past 20 years. We better win a title this year I swear. We can’t let Ferris one up us any longer.
NFL x WTS Bets
Happy Turkey Day!
Depending on when you read this, the Lions either won in a captivating, and shocking way. Or they continued the Thanksgiving tradition of trailing by 20 at half, thus letting us turn off the TV early. Give us an upset, I pray to you, Galloping Gobbler.
See y’all in therapy.
NO 13TH LETTER AGAIN. I DON’T PLAY! GET YOUR VOCABULARY UP!