Really cool of the universe to get me sick as soon as I get back from vacation. I didn’t want to enjoy my weekend or week anyway. However, my vacation was sick af. I saw so many sights. Ate so much good food, and hugged tf out of Mickey.

You should have seen the crowd when Mickey walked out of his house. I have never seen a mass of people move so fast in one direction before. Good thing I’m still faster than moms and toddlers. People were kind of fighting each other for a spot in line though. Put us in a tunnel and I would have thought I was in the middle of the MSU team.

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Speaking of the Spartans……their namesakes would’ve been appalled by their behavior. Spartans are supposed to go 1 vs. 10 not be the ten!! SMH read a book.

Penn State clearly didn’t read a book on how to close out games this past Saturday. Thank you JT Tuimoloau for saving the Buckeye’s season so far. Time for him to get a cool nickname like Chase Young’s Predator now also.

CMU doesn’t even play til Wednesday lol

Western was sleepin’

#1 RANKED GVSU DESTROYED MICHIGAN TECH 42-7. HEY ETHAN MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN ENGINEER A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM??

NFL Time

Don’t think any NFL games happened on Sunday? Kinda weird, but I’ll go with it. On Monday, the Browns won though so that’s neat. At least they got to play.

RESULTS

No Big Huge wins this week!! You can send your complaints to KaitlinMcDougal@wtsbets.com.

Your Week 9 winner is:

Jonathan

Jonathan is doing 2 rather hostile takeovers this week. One in SF and one here in the league. He now sits just below 3rd place, and has already climbed from 6th over the past 3 weeks. Oh god it’s happening again. He went 4-5-1 and won $0.29.

*SPOILER ALERT*
Everyone else lost money! hooray

In 2nd is Kait! lmfaoooooooo. She went 5-4-1 and lost $0.05.

In 3rd is Nick! Maybe the wedding helped distract you a bit from the pain this weekend? He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.08

In 4th is Christopher! Very Atlanta of him to start off hot, give himself hope, then crash and burn in slighty sad and hilarious fashion. ATL!! He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.28.

In 5th is Benj! No way this dude can be sad again until maybe November 26. He went 4-5-1 and lost $0.29.

In 6th is Me! The LA lifestyle got the better of me, and I forgot to care about football. I went 2-7-1 and lost $0.32.

In 7th is ERROR 404 SULLY NOT FOUND.

In Last Place, losing to a man who didn’t even participate, is Kevin. Big pain for Kev this past weekend. At least your gameday pours looked nice. He went 2-7-1 and lost $0.47.

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I am going to my first GVSU tailgate and game for the first time in I think 6 years?? Man, time flies. However, I don’t think I will be acting how I did 6 years ago. Otherwise, our prize money will have to go to my bail.

Results are below!