Written by Ben Koval 

Senior Correspondent & Board Member, WTS Bets

I am so very thankful that of the two weddings I had this fall, the last one was on a bye-week for Michigan. Can you imagine having to sit through a wedding this coming Saturday afternoon? Couldn’t be me.

Bring me Paul Bunyan.

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OSU took the Hawkeyes to the woodshed this past Saturday and I am sure Iowa greeted Kirk Ferentz with another 10-year extension.

MSU and Michigan were on bye this past weekend. Just building the suspense for this Saturday

Penn State beat the brakes off of the Golden Gophers and beat them with their own oars. PSU made this team look like it’s coached by PJ Fleck.

Western and Miami (OH) played a game that should have qualified them for hospice care. You guys can’t be in the B1G, so stop trying.

Chips on bye

NFL Time

Lions Lioned. Goff sucks. I can’t take this anymore.

Kenny PICKett and the steelerfaces did not play well. Bring Back Big Ben?

Browns let Guss Edwards run all over them and lost a close one. What is it like having a defense? Oh well, at least my fantasy teams did alright.

RESULTS

Many of us hit the Big Huge! (not me) and we have some close margins of victory here.

Your Week 8 winner is:

Jonathan

Wow, this feels familiar. The man is starting to gain some serious momentum in the standings and won $1.60. Hope Elon is proud of you.

In 2nd is not Kait! Nick with a good but frustrating week as he won the big huge but couldn’t pull off the W. Someday, Nick, someday.

In 3rd is Matthew! Our West Coat Commish channeled the power of the Mouse and won $1.05.

In 4th is me! Another week, another middle of the pack finish. I won $0.69. Nice.

In 5th is actually Kait! She finally decided to change up her game, and boy did it not work. She won $0.28

In 6th is Christopher! Snapping his Big Huge streak and winning only $0.04.

In 7th is Kevin! Not great, Bob. He lost $0.04.

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It’s showtime! MSU vs. MICHIGAN. ARE YOU READY FOR INDIGESTION?

Results are below!