So, while at the gym over the weekend I got recruited to be in action movies. It was quite a compliment, but I already felt like I was in a movie with how crazy this past weekend was.

Also, they were recruiting the wrong person. Get my niece Lilly, she’s She Hulk.

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We’ll get to the less important games in a moment, but allow me:

*ahem*

GET WET LAKERS!!!!! ANCHOR UP BOY YA’LL JUST GOT SUNK BY THE STROKED OUT SAILOR!! YOU MIGHT BE THE BULLDOGS BUT YOU CLEARLY DON’T GOT ENOUGH DOG!! BIG RAPIDS NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE WHERE’D YOU GET THE IDEA FOR YOUR TOWN NAME? CLEARLY NOT GRAND RAPIDS. 88 WEEKS SITTING AT #1 IN D2 THAT’S A RECORD. BRING ME THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY!!!!!

Thank you. I have waited 6 years for that.

It was clearly a HUGE day of football all across the fabulous State of Michigan.

MSU slammed their clown car into a burning pile of Badgers, but still came out victorious. Jayden Reed is the best WR outside of the Ohio State room. Imagine him on the PJ Fleck Western team.

Michigan dog walked Penn State. And even that final score made it seem too close. Blake Corum is very, very good but I could have run through some of those holes on Saturday. SMH Penn State. Goody job Blue you’re back, but I’ll never back you.

CMU won!!! Thanks to a very stupid, very awesome scoop and score (or Thick Six) near the end of the game.

WMU did not win :| Seriously fire Lester this is shameful.

NFL Time

Browns Bags back in Cleveland? Join us Lake Erie bros.

Steelers Country, let’s ride. That was such a Mitch Trubisky game, but a win is a win. Prayers up to Kenny. Hopefully the Steelers don’t employ doctors similar to the Dolphins, or else we’ll see another applesauce brain sloshing all over the field next week. Poor Tua man.

RESULTS

Before I reveal this week’s winner I wanted to update you all on the Big Huge Leaderboard as of this week. Why am I doing this you ask? To motivate some of you because our current #1 Overall feels bad that she’s winning too much. Get it together guys.

Here’s the current Big Huge Leaderboard:

1. Christopher: 4 Big Huges

1. Kait: 4 Big Huges

1. Matthew: 4 Big Huges

4. Benjamin: 3 Big Huges

5. Nick: 2 Big Huges

5. Sully: 2 Big Huges

7. Jonathan: 1 Big Huge

7. Kevin: 1 Big Huge

See it’s not that crazy. Kait, you should really take a page from your bf’s playbook and stop caring when beating people to death.

Speaking of beating people to death.

Your Week 7 winner is:

Kait

Just kidding lmao could you imagine??

Your real Week 7 winner is:

Benjamin

A huge upset this week as Kevin was winning the first half of the week, with Kait overtaking him later on in the NFL questions. But one fateful question (that only Kait got wrong) allowed Benj to claim the victory this week!!! He had a Blake Corum-esque week, going 7-3 and winning $1.10.

In 2nd is Kait! Do you feel at home again?? Maybe a little less guilty that you’re doing well this year?? She went 6-4 and won $0.97.

In 3rd is Nick! Another monster week for him. I think Butler is helping him channel that dawg in him. He went 5-5 and won $0.95.

In 4th is Christopher! Another week, another Big Huge dub. He went 3-7 and won $0.79.

In 5th is Me! I just keep winning while losing. I can’t explain it. Falling Upwards: The White Man Story. I went 3-7 and won $0.71.

In 6th is Kevin! Back in Lansing and back in 6th. My guy was truly at home this past weekend. He went 5-5 and won $0.63.

In 7th is Jonathan! I’ve never heard of “X” flavored ice cream. Must be a tech thing. He went 4-6 and won $0.03.

In Last Place is Sully. Severely hungover, but back in action! Congrats on the new job btw my guy. Big things on the horizon. He went 4-6 and lost $0.13.

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I fly out to Los Angeles on Friday and will still attempt to watch all the important games on Saturday! Jonny pls send tips on how to beat jet lag.

Results are below!